Washington, once again, has the most efficient offense in college football

BleachedAnusDawg · September 2017

Sauce

No one is doing more with less than the Washington Huskies.

UW’s offense has run the fewest plays of any team in the Pac-12 — averaging 59.3 plays per game through four games — and still the Huskies rank third in the conference in scoring at 44.5 points per game.

That averages out to 1.33 plays per point scored this season, making the Huskies the most efficient offense in the nation, according data compiled by SportSource Analytics.

Bread · September 2017

Lads. this is historic. The tempestuous journey that Washington has traversed to reach 7th in the rankings will be spoken of for centuries among fathers to sons in mythical disbelief. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire; you can tell spellbound youngsters about the time you saw the Huskies overcome a 1 win G5 team to reach 3, and then 4 wins unscathed with the thumping of Colorado who did not even schedule a single P5 opponent out of conference. The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the 2 score margin of victory over Rutgers again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary mountain of scoring versus Montana!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the moderate victory over Fresno State...Grandad...G-Grandad?'. The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of The Pac12's bowl game results the year before flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. The Huskies scoring only one touchdown vs Alabama. The 38-8 loss for Colorado playing Oklahoma State. Unranked Minnesota beating ranked Wash St. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a USC fan who spends every free moment leaving games early to beat the traffic. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of the 7th ranked Huskies.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2017

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Sauce

No one is doing more with less than the Washington Huskies.

UW’s offense has run the fewest plays of any team in the Pac-12 — averaging 59.3 plays per game through four games — and still the Huskies rank third in the conference in scoring at 44.5 points per game.

That averages out to 1.33 plays per point scored this season, making the Huskies the most efficient offense in the nation, according data compiled by SportSource Analytics.

Scrimmages are dumb and so are you.

BleachedAnusDawg · September 2017

Don't shoot the messenger, brah.

DerekJohnson · September 2017

Story time with Uncle BleachedAnusDawg?

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2017

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.

Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

Baseman · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

Dude.

pawz · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

I laffed.

uzi · September 2017

Yeah I saw this Seattle Times story too, but they didn't mention that some of those points were scored by our D or by special teams. So I think the methodology is questionable to attribute all of our points to our offense.

DerekJohnson · September 2017

Baseman said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
Dude.

That's how Boobs shows affection for those he cares about.

FireCohen · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

I thought you would never ask

Swaye · September 2017

Bread said:
Lads. this is historic. The tempestuous journey that Washington has traversed to reach 7th in the rankings will be spoken of for centuries among fathers to sons in mythical disbelief. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire; you can tell spellbound youngsters about the time you saw the Huskies overcome a 1 win G5 team to reach 3, and then 4 wins unscathed with the thumping of Colorado who did not even schedule a single P5 opponent out of conference. The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the 2 score margin of victory over Rutgers again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary mountain of scoring versus Montana!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the moderate victory over Fresno State...Grandad...G-Grandad?'. The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of The Pac12's bowl game results the year before flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. The Huskies scoring only one touchdown vs Alabama. The 38-8 loss for Colorado playing Oklahoma State. Unranked Minnesota beating ranked Wash St. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a USC fan who spends every free moment leaving games early to beat the traffic. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of the 7th ranked Huskies.

YBFE

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

You're German?

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2017

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?

German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?
German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.

Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2017

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?
German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?

This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:

https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s

Southerndawg · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?
German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?
This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:

https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s

The depth of the interwebs bowels to which you dive is truly astonishing. Never change boobs.

doogie · September 2017

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?
German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?

*Hispanic Fondue

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2017

Southerndawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?
You're German?
German-Mexican Swede.

I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?
This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:

https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s

The depth of the interwebs bowels to which you dive is truly astonishing. Never change boobs.

I searched YouTube for fat guy eating nachos.

Pitchfork51 · September 2017

Looks like JS needs a raise and extension.

AEB · September 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:
Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?

Isn’t this called a Stanley Steamer? I’ll take the answer off the air.

Howdy, Stranger!

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