Washington, once again, has the most efficient offense in college football
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YBFEBread said:Lads. this is historic. The tempestuous journey that Washington has traversed to reach 7th in the rankings will be spoken of for centuries among fathers to sons in mythical disbelief. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire; you can tell spellbound youngsters about the time you saw the Huskies overcome a 1 win G5 team to reach 3, and then 4 wins unscathed with the thumping of Colorado who did not even schedule a single P5 opponent out of conference. The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the 2 score margin of victory over Rutgers again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary mountain of scoring versus Montana!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the moderate victory over Fresno State...Grandad...G-Grandad?'. The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of The Pac12's bowl game results the year before flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. The Huskies scoring only one touchdown vs Alabama. The 38-8 loss for Colorado playing Oklahoma State. Unranked Minnesota beating ranked Wash St. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a USC fan who spends every free moment leaving games early to beat the traffic. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of the 7th ranked Huskies.
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You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
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German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does. -
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does. -
This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.
https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s
The depth of the interwebs bowels to which you dive is truly astonishing. Never change boobs.
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*Hispanic FondueCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does. -
I searched YouTube for fat guy eating nachos.Southerndawg said:TierbsHsotBoobs said:
This video shows the best way to eat nachos IMO:CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Tell me about the Mexican part. Do you have any good nacho cheese sauce recipes you'd like to share?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
German-Mexican Swede.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
You're German?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
I like to wagonjump nationalities almost as much as bitchfork does.https://youtu.be/_0a5uRbQa2c?t=2m50s
The depth of the interwebs bowels to which you dive is truly astonishing. Never change boobs. -
Looks like JS needs a raise and extension.
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Isn’t this called a Stanley Steamer? I’ll take the answer off the air.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can I shit on your chest for good luck?BleachedAnusDawg said:Don't shoot the messenger, brah.
