A birth announcement - Little YellowSnow Part Deux
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We hoped it was just a sick joke.
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'Fraid not. It's the real deal. I'm gonna miss like half Colorado game changing poopy diapers.DeepSeaZ said:We hoped it was just a sick joke.
And by the way, @DerekJohnson , hospital free wi fi hates Hardcore Husky- i.e. firewall blocks the site somehow. Must think it's some freak canine porn or something. -
I'm sorry, that sucks.
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Thoughts and prayers during this tragic time.
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Did you name him John or Ringo?
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Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
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Got it.YellowSnow said:
Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
Paul Jefferson Harrison YellowSnow
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Was LittleYellowSnow Part Un already taken?
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Too North KoreanMelloDawg said:Was LittleYellowSnow Part Un already taken?
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The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped. -
LoneStarDawg said:
The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.
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How is his other dad doing?
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Might be their greatest contribution to mankind- i.e., bringing us the fireman helmet.PurpleBaze said:LoneStarDawg said:The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped. -
Swaye said:
Did you name him John or Ringo?
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Why Johnny Ringo - you look like someone just walked over your graveGladstone said: -
Hope your kid doesn't get the crud
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I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.LoneStarDawg said:The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped. -
Polk?YellowSnow said:
Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
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Polk was a pussy; he let the Brits have BC. What happened to 54 40 or fight?Bread said:
Polk?YellowSnow said:
Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
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How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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Also massive maternity and paternity leave.YellowSnow said:
I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.LoneStarDawg said:The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.
They're practically paying people to breed.
Oh and shit tons of Mooslims. Hi OBK! -
Likely to be exquisite. Mom was a top 10 recruit at her position (4/5 spot) nationally by whatever Teen Girl Stalking service they used back in the day for college hoops.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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How dare you spit on the grave of Nathan Bedford Forrest ?Swaye said:
Got it.YellowSnow said:
Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
Paul Jefferson Harrison YellowSnow
Skrong
Beauregard Bedford Jefferson Snow Jr. -
Shelby Foote once said he might have been the best pure fighter of that war. Ken Burns could never have made that film in 2017 given all the blatant racism.tenndawg said:
How dare you spit on the grave of Nathan Bedford Forrest ?Swaye said:
Got it.YellowSnow said:
Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.Swaye said:Did you name him John or Ringo?
Paul Jefferson Harrison YellowSnow
Skrong
Beauregard Bedford Jefferson Snow Jr. -
You had me going right up until the end.YellowSnow said:
Likely to be exquisite. Mom was a top 10 recruit at her position (4/5 spot) nationally by whatever Teen Girl Stalking service they used back in the day for college hoops.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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You know whyYellowSnow said:
Likely to be exquisite. Mom was a top 10 recruit at her position (4/5 spot) nationally by whatever Teen Girl Stalking service they used back in the day for college hoops.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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Basketball isn't quite on par with, say, Volleyball for tall chick goddesses, but they are definitely there if you pay attention. Just look at UW's women's hoops squad from last year - there was a lot of pretty ladies there.Pitchfork51 said:
You had me going right up until the end.YellowSnow said:
Likely to be exquisite. Mom was a top 10 recruit at her position (4/5 spot) nationally by whatever Teen Girl Stalking service they used back in the day for college hoops.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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All of this is academic anyway.YellowSnow said:
Basketball isn't quite on par with, say, Volleyball for tall chick goddesses, but they are definitely there if you pay attention. Just look at UW's women's hoops squad from last year - there was a lot of pretty ladies there.Pitchfork51 said:
You had me going right up until the end.YellowSnow said:
Likely to be exquisite. Mom was a top 10 recruit at her position (4/5 spot) nationally by whatever Teen Girl Stalking service they used back in the day for college hoops.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
How are his hips?YellowSnow said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
Gross
It's time now that she's had two kids to take @Mosster47 s advice and find a nice young confused side piece. -
It's pretty fucking impressive how the whole society is geared towards promoting children and families. Literally everywhere is stroller/DDY accessible, superbadass parks everywhere, buses are free for moms, full time daycare is subsidized and only $150/month, each kid generates 18 months in parental leave to be shared and you're expected to be a good parent and use it. For a crazy liberal place they have very traditional values like that.YellowSnow said:
I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.LoneStarDawg said:The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped. -
Well yeah. Prostitution is half legal.LoneStarDawg said:
It's pretty fucking impressive how the whole society is geared towards promoting children and families. Literally everywhere is stroller/DDY accessible, superbadass parks everywhere, buses are free for moms, full time daycare is subsidized and only $150/month, each kid generates 18 months in parental leave to be shared and you're expected to be a good parent and use it. For a crazy liberal place they have very traditional values like that.YellowSnow said:
I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.LoneStarDawg said:The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.
LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.
My position is that if the woman gets half the dough in the divorce then the dude gets to have some side action.
Everyone is happy.
