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A birth announcement - Little YellowSnow Part Deux

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.

    LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.

    I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.
    It's pretty fucking impressive how the whole society is geared towards promoting children and families. Literally everywhere is stroller/DDY accessible, superbadass parks everywhere, buses are free for moms, full time daycare is subsidized and only $150/month, each kid generates 18 months in parental leave to be shared and you're expected to be a good parent and use it. For a crazy liberal place they have very traditional values like that.
    I thought socialism was bad?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2017

    The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.

    LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.

    I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.
    It's pretty fucking impressive how the whole society is geared towards promoting children and families. Literally everywhere is stroller/DDY accessible, superbadass parks everywhere, buses are free for moms, full time daycare is subsidized and only $150/month, each kid generates 18 months in parental leave to be shared and you're expected to be a good parent and use it. For a crazy liberal place they have very traditional values like that.
    Free burqas in Malmo.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    The uptick in recruiting and the weight program has done wonders on HH fertility.

    LoneStarDawgJr was born last Friday. The Hot Scandic Talk Bored was born out of my shitpoasting while being a shitty husband at the hospital. Good news, babies cost $80 in Stockholm. Bad news, I need to find a Jewish doctor to get him snipped.

    I was surprised to see that Sweden's fertility rate is close to replacement at 1.88 per; that's really impressive for a European cuntry. Guess having hot Scandic babes and cost of only $80 helps for breeding.
    It's pretty fucking impressive how the whole society is geared towards promoting children and families. Literally everywhere is stroller/DDY accessible, superbadass parks everywhere, buses are free for moms, full time daycare is subsidized and only $150/month, each kid generates 18 months in parental leave to be shared and you're expected to be a good parent and use it. For a crazy liberal place they have very traditional values like that.
    I thought socialism was bad?
    Tends to be good when your a chinterloper.
    Except that making babies in service of the Scandervanic homeland is hardy chinterloping. After all a big reason why Europe let in so many moosloms in previous decades was that the natives had stopped procreating and they needed cheap labor.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    UW crew recruiting class of 2035 will be special!

    TYFYS!
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    So, has Little Snow been sending DicPics to the girls in the nursery?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    doogie said:

    So, has Little Snow been sending DicPics to the girls in the nursery?

    girls?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    A birth announcement - Little YellowSnow Part Deux
    It’s an ugly disease. But if I can help someone, gosh, that would be so fulfilling
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    dnc said:

    A birth announcement - Little YellowSnow Part Deux
    It’s an ugly disease. But if I can help someone, gosh, that would be so fulfilling

    Expensive too right?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    edited September 2017
    AZDuck said:

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    To borrow from the great Chris Rock: I would never hit a short person, but I ain't afraid to choke the shit outta one.

    Chinterestingly enuff - the thing is about my height supperiority guy shtick is that I don't think I'm even Top 3 tallest dudes here at HH. We got a couple of freaks up in here.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    AZDuck said:

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    To borrow from the great Chris Rock: I would never hit a short person, but I ain't afraid to choke the shit outta one.

    Chinterestingly enuff - the thing is about my height supperiority guy shtick is that I don't think I'm even Top 3 tallest dudes here at HH. We got a couple of freaks up in here.
    NBM
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,105 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

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    Even better if the little shit is part black.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

    image


    Even better if the little shit is part black.

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

    image


    Even better if the little shit is part black.

    Nope. He's 100% try hard white. Thomas Jefferson won when he committed treason; Jeff Davis was a loser who should have swung from the Gallows Pole
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

    image


    Even better if the little shit is part black.

    Let's not get carried away. That's just cruel.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    Awwwww. Congrats @YellowSnow on the new baby.

    Lots of slave owning presidents to chose from. Please tell me it wasn't Taylor.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,105 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

    image


    Even better if the little shit is part black.

    Swaye said:

    Did you name him John or Ringo?

    Neither. But his middle name honors one of the slave owning presidents so this might be a micro aggression down the road depending on where he goes to school.
    You're talking President of the Confederate States of America, right?

    image


    Even better if the little shit is part black.

    Nope. He's 100% try hard white. Thomas Jefferson won when he committed treason; Jeff Davis was a loser who should have swung from the Gallows Pole
    Awesome! Thanks for the update.