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CuntWaffles useless post scrimmage grades

Passing: F - Brownsocks sucked. Ive been a Browning defender saying he would step up this year but that performance against a shit team was frightening. Kill me now.

RBs: B - Hard to grade since O line was shit. But I know Coleman and Gaskin are legit.

WRs/TEs: B+ - Pettis is a God. Sample looked great for a white TE. Random guys were all serviceable.

O Line: F - no excuse. They should have dominated and they sucked.

D Line: B - Yes they ripped off some 10 yard runs but overall they did a good job.

Linebackers: B- - We will be fine when weed smoking Azeem is back. Backups didn't look horrible.

DBs: B+ - Byron Murphy is as good as advertised. Keith Taylor got ripped to the ground on that TD you stupid fucks.

Special teams: A - Pettis the God again. Kicking was surprisingly good.

Overall: C+ - a bunch of work but it wasn't as bad as the game thread would make it out to be.


Should be the best 1-11 team we ever had.
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  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237

    OL was disappointing. I'm not at panic level there. 4 returning starters and they were good last year.

    Gaskin needs the ball. However, I don't hate easing him into action to preserve him for the actual games.

    If Pettis were to get hurt, we are fucked. We have too many JAG's at WR.

    I don't see it with Jordan Miller.

    Pass rush is an issue until somebody steps up.

    I saw Miller with one great coverage play, but I didn't really see him stand out the rest of the way. Granted, it's not exactly like Rutgers was lighting up the field through the air, either. The rest I agree with. Gaskin with 2 carries in a half is tantamount to suicide by bukkake. I was more concerned about the LB play, although I'm assuming Azeem will fix some of that shit.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    Miller didn't stand out but he didn't not stand out? I didn't feel like he got beat a bunch.

    I also didn't see much of Rapp tonight but that doesn't mean he's not good. That's football sometimes the plays just don't come to you.

    Our secondary was fucking fantastic tonight for the first game post Budda/Sidney/King. Smoke a joint and rellllllaxxxxxxx....

    Rapp hit a lot of guys and they went down immediately. They also sent him on a blitz at least once.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    Miller didn't stand out but he didn't not stand out? I didn't feel like he got beat a bunch.

    I also didn't see much of Rapp tonight but that doesn't mean he's not good. That's football sometimes the plays just don't come to you.

    Our secondary was fucking fantastic tonight for the first game post Budda/Sidney/King. Smoke a joint and rellllllaxxxxxxx....

    Rapp hit a lot of guys and they went down immediately. They also sent him on a blitz at least once.
    I didn't say he was bad. You just didn't see him stand out because that's how football works. Sometimes the plays just don't happen around you. I think Jordan Miller will be fine.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    The WRs had 6 receptions tonight ... Pettis had 3 of those

    Pettis = A

    Everybody else = F

    Fuck some you are fucktarded
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Tequilla said:

    The WRs had 6 receptions tonight ... Pettis had 3 of those

    Pettis = A

    Everybody else = F

    Fuck some you are fucktarded

    So you don't blame browning at all?
  • Babushka
    Babushka Member Posts: 211

    Tequilla said:

    The WRs had 6 receptions tonight ... Pettis had 3 of those

    Pettis = A

    Everybody else = F

    Fuck some you are fucktarded

    So you don't blame browning at all?
    What would anyone possibly have to blame on Jakey?
  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    Saw too many missed tackles tonight, way more than in a typical game last year.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

    Tequilla said:

    The WRs had 6 receptions tonight ... Pettis had 3 of those

    Pettis = A

    Everybody else = F

    Fuck some you are fucktarded

    So you don't blame browning at all?
    Browning largely sucked ...

    But outside Pettis the WRs didn't do anything to think that they are anything more than JAGs right now
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    The WRs had 6 receptions tonight ... Pettis had 3 of those

    Pettis = A

    Everybody else = F

    Fuck some you are fucktarded

    So you don't blame browning at all?
    Browning largely sucked ...

    But outside Pettis the WRs didn't do anything to think that they are anything more than JAGs right now
    I said they were "serviceable"
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Miller pressed a lot and didn't get beat. Is that good?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    OL was disappointing. I'm not at panic level there. 4 returning starters and they were good last year.

    Gaskin needs the ball. However, I don't hate easing him into action to preserve him for the actual games.

    If Pettis were to get hurt, we are fucked. We have too many JAG's at WR.

    I don't see it with Jordan Miller.

    Pass rush is an issue until somebody steps up.

    Noticed this watching last night. Pettis is a big dick bad ass. The rest all seem meh.
  • Dawgs4ever
    Dawgs4ever Member Posts: 170
    Our backup LBs are hot garbage. None of the LBs out there last night look like P12 LBs, much less SEC LBs. Burr kiven belongs on a team like Montana.

    Pettis saved the 8-4 season to come.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137

    Miller didn't stand out but he didn't not stand out? I didn't feel like he got beat a bunch.

    I also didn't see much of Rapp tonight but that doesn't mean he's not good. That's football sometimes the plays just don't come to you.

    Our secondary was fucking fantastic tonight for the first game post Budda/Sidney/King. Smoke a joint and rellllllaxxxxxxx....

    I think I'm biased and just have a feeling Miller sucks. Murphy is an obvious stud, Bryant is good. The three true freshmen are playing for a reason though.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Rewatched parts of the gayme. Jesus. OL, Smiff and Brownsocks should all be napalmed. WR's will be okay if Brownsocks ever stops sucking.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,137

    Our backup LBs are hot garbage. None of the LBs out there last night look like P12 LBs, much less SEC LBs. Burr kiven belongs on a team like Montana.

    Pettis saved the 8-4 season to come.

    I'm an admitted BBK fan, but because he is an undersized white guy, you guys blow his bad plays out of proportion.

    He's active. He does make plays. You aren't wrong because he would have a hard time sniffing the field at Alabama or LSU, but you guys exaggerate and pretend like he sucks. He's a good football player, but he needs to play a specific role. With Victor and Beavers out, he gets exposed.
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942

    Miller didn't stand out but he didn't not stand out? I didn't feel like he got beat a bunch.

    I also didn't see much of Rapp tonight but that doesn't mean he's not good. That's football sometimes the plays just don't come to you.

    Our secondary was fucking fantastic tonight for the first game post Budda/Sidney/King. Smoke a joint and rellllllaxxxxxxx....

    Rapp hit a lot of guys and they went down immediately. They also sent him on a blitz at least once.
    I didn't say he was bad. You just didn't see him stand out because that's how football works. Sometimes the plays just don't happen around you. I think Jordan Miller will be fine.
    My brother repeatedly said, man Rapp is bringing the wood. I agreed.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,320 Founders Club

    Miller didn't stand out but he didn't not stand out? I didn't feel like he got beat a bunch.

    I also didn't see much of Rapp tonight but that doesn't mean he's not good. That's football sometimes the plays just don't come to you.

    Our secondary was fucking fantastic tonight for the first game post Budda/Sidney/King. Smoke a joint and rellllllaxxxxxxx....

    Rapp hit a lot of guys and they went down immediately. They also sent him on a blitz at least once.
    I didn't say he was bad. You just didn't see him stand out because that's how football works. Sometimes the plays just don't happen around you. I think Jordan Miller will be fine.
    My brother repeatedly said, man Rapp is bringing the wood. I agreed.
    #rappculture
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,040 Standard Supporter
    edited September 2017

    Our backup LBs are hot garbage. None of the LBs out there last night look like P12 LBs, much less SEC LBs. Burr kiven belongs on a team like Montana.

    Pettis saved the 8-4 season to come.

    I'm an admitted BBK fan, but because he is an undersized white guy, you guys blow his bad plays out of proportion.

    He's active. He does make plays. You aren't wrong because he would have a hard time sniffing the field at Alabama or LSU, but you guys exaggerate and pretend like he sucks. He's a good football player, but he needs to play a specific role. With Victor and Beavers out, he gets exposed.
    I'd agree with you if BBK could tackle worth a shit. But, he can't. So, Disagree and do not understand how you can call him a "good" football player, versus mediocre or below. Just being around the play, like he was all night, is not enough. He needs to make plays, and he missed or blew more plays last night than he made. Numerous running plays where he had hands on a guy after a 1 yard gain, but got dragged 6 yards downfield come to mind.

    This is where football IQ really counts. BBK needs to realize his strengths and weaknesses, then play to his strengths. He has good speed, which could make him disruptive and a good pass defender, but he's not big or strong enough to move guards around or lay the lumber on RBs coming around the corner. Grab on, wrap up, slow the RBs down and wait for the help if you can't make the tackle yourself. And work on your fucking tackling, Fabio! Goddamn!
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,732 Founders Club

    Our backup LBs are hot garbage. None of the LBs out there last night look like P12 LBs, much less SEC LBs. Burr kiven belongs on a team like Montana.

    Pettis saved the 8-4 season to come.

    I'm an admitted BBK fan, but because he is an undersized white guy, you guys blow his bad plays out of proportion.

    He's active. He does make plays. You aren't wrong because he would have a hard time sniffing the field at Alabama or LSU, but you guys exaggerate and pretend like he sucks. He's a good football player, but he needs to play a specific role. With Victor and Beavers out, he gets exposed.
    Rutgers may still suck, but they actually had a great game plan against UW. Victor is out, attack the middle of the d that is using a tiny MIL. Eat up clock and and concentrate on just getting first downs. Try to win a 17-10 type of game. Our athletes thwarted that with the turnovers and special teams.

    On d, blitz the shit out of browning and force him to make mistakes. Every team in conference will probabaly try this so Sample and Gaskin on dump offs is going to be pivotal. They need to get quick strikes to McClutch going.

    Time to Ride the Lightning Huff you goofy looking mother fucker.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,040 Standard Supporter
    @Haie writes: They need to get quick strikes to McClutch going.

    Question is why we literally have no quick strike plays in our offense, and prefer time-consuming, dangerous lobs near the goal line, instead. Fuck!
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,732 Founders Club

    @Haie writes: They need to get quick strikes to McClutch going.

    Question is why we literally have no quick strike plays in our offense, and prefer time-consuming, dangerous lobs near the goal line, instead. Fuck!

    Browning's shit ball probabaly makes those kind of routes impossible without serious threat of getting picked.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,040 Standard Supporter
    haie said:

    @Haie writes: They need to get quick strikes to McClutch going.

    Question is why we literally have no quick strike plays in our offense, and prefer time-consuming, dangerous lobs near the goal line, instead. Fuck!

    Browning's shit ball probabaly makes those kind of routes impossible without serious threat of getting picked.
    I should just stop axing these kinds of questions. The answers only make me feel worse.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    Considering how bad the Asian 12 plays defense the Rutgers front may be among the best we play

    This is so sad but true. Stanford is the only one I can think of that MIGHT be as good or better and that's just based off of their past teams, I really have no idea. Utah I guess could be too as they usually always have some big fucking Polys.

    USC for sure will be better but I'm hoping they shit their pants during the season so we don't have to play them in the P12 title.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Considering how bad the Asian 12 plays defense the Rutgers front may be among the best we play

    This is so sad but true. Stanford is the only one I can think of that MIGHT be as good or better and that's just based off of their past teams, I really have no idea. Utah I guess could be too as they usually always have some big fucking Polys.

    USC for sure will be better but I'm hoping they shit their pants during the season so the cuog doesnt have to play them in the P12 title.