Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
Chinned for @Dardanus . Damn high signal-to-noise ratio.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
*Poasters who should *poast more@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
@MadHusky also.@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
who dis@MadHusky also.@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
Ouch.@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
who dis@MadHusky also.@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

Before #1 some other honorable mentions:
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I
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@bananasnblondes 81% sure you hate me but you have one of the highest post ratings on this bored as far as i'm concerned. great dawgman intel. great recruiting intel. funny in a schadenfreudian way which is perfect humor for hh
@oregonblitzkrieg when funny (u r very hit or miss), one of funniest poasters on here. that's two HMs bud.
@allpurpleallgold totally spaced, i could read a bball thread of u dnc and rd all day erry day.
@Doogles i owe you a beer and a FRANNY shot after the earl's incident (75k), let's go to tree game and get after it pls.
@Doog_de_Jour low post count, high average content
@DerekJohnson the holy founder, Joffrey himself.
@AZHusky post more, it's ok to doog and i know this place often frustrates you but it's easily still best place to talk uw football
@haie used to be a big fan but you turned angry after Oregon 2016 and still sort of rage post. maybe being surrounded by quooks 24/7 finally drove you insane. wait that might explain @TierbsHsotBoobs also lol
@YellowSnow #tallpeople. great new poaster.
@PurpleJ it was probably time to go but he had his moments and could be extremely funny in small doses. biggest offseason casualty.
@PurpleBaze tries too hard at times but can be a really funny and good poster when he wants to be. also i miss the old avatar
@TierbsHsotBoobs i absolutely despise him 19% of the time. can be extremely funny. doesn't try anymore at all though really and i'm pretty sure hates UW football (hard to blame him after the hell we went through but it's still annoying). WeWereAFootballSchool was my favorite poaster on the old doogman boards. if that's really you, pls come back. we need you in the worst way lol
i am forgetting a lot of people oh well. also @RaceBannon please make a thread about the top poasters from the old HHB bored. those of us who didn't participate or know of its existence would enjoy reading.
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I

@bananasnblondes 81% sure you hate me but you have one of the highest post ratings on this bored as far as i'm concerned. great dawgman intel. great recruiting intel. funny in a schadenfreudian way which is perfect humor for hh
@oregonblitzkrieg when funny (u r very hit or miss), one of funniest poasters on here. that's two HMs bud.
@allpurpleallgold totally spaced, i could read a bball thread of u dnc and rd all day erry day.
@Doogles i owe you a beer and a FRANNY shot after the earl's incident (75k), let's go to tree game and get after it pls.
@Doog_de_Jour low post count, high average content
@DerekJohnson the holy founder, Joffrey himself.
@AZHusky post more, it's ok to doog and i know this place often frustrates you but it's easily still best place to talk uw football
@haie used to be a big fan but you turned angry after Oregon 2016 and still sort of rage post. maybe being surrounded by quooks 24/7 finally drove you insane. wait that might explain @TierbsHsotBoobs also lol
@YellowSnow #tallpeople. great new poaster.
@PurpleJ it was probably time to go but he had his moments and could be extremely funny in small doses. biggest offseason casualty.
@PurpleBaze tries too hard at times but can be a really funny and good poster when he wants to be. also i miss the old avatar
@TierbsHsotBoobs i absolutely despise him 19% of the time. can be extremely funny. doesn't try anymore at all though really and i'm pretty sure hates UW football (hard to blame him after the hell we went through but it's still annoying). WeWereAFootballSchool was my favorite poaster on the old doogman boards. if that's really you, pls come back. we need you in the worst way lol
i am forgetting a lot of people oh well. also @RaceBannon please make a thread about the top poasters from the old HHB bored. those of us who didn't participate or know of its existence would enjoy reading.
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud Iu
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@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one
Surprising for such a shit poster that contributes nothing 75% of the time.
@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one
@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one

Shit countdown.
Shit count downer.
Any pole that doesn't have @thechatch in the top 10 is invalid as fuck.
Shit count downer.
Any pole that doesn't have @thechatch in the top 10 is invalid as fuck.
Guntlove, ChrisB. I'm sure I'm missing others. Some guys are great posters, but have lives and don't spend every minute here.
Or maybe their mom limits their internet time. Anyways, they are solid.
Or maybe their mom limits their internet time. Anyways, they are solid.
My darkhorse infrequent poster is @Saracen*Poasters who should *poast more@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
@Lawrence_of_a_Labia lolMy darkhorse infrequent poster is @Saracen*Poasters who should *poast more@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
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