Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

BearsWiin

Fuck you all

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Swaye said:

Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.

Tequilla

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Swaye said:

Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.

Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boreds

TierbsHsotBoobs

Tequilla said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Swaye said:

Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.

Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boreds

@RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin

BearsWiin said:

Fuck you all

I modded a hobby bored with BearsWiin. Nothing special.

YellowSnow

We are more truly blessed than 3 star teen boy getting his 9th offer to have a scholar and a gentleman like DDY dropping knowledge here.

Doogstone

@Swaye

Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah? Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.

Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1.

dnc

Doogstone said:

@Swaye

Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah? Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.

Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1.

Swaye TOO LOW!

FireCohen

Poopsi numero uno in my eyes

RaceBannon

BearsWiin said:

Fuck you all

I was going to do an old school top ten but after about 4 names I forgot the rest