The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
@Mad_Son -- My game thread brother-in-arms. Smart dude, funny, needs to post more. Especially when he’s drunk. I always imagined he looks like Gerard Butler IRL so I hope I never meet him and have my illusion shattered.
My @Mad_Son illusion was shattered lol. Handsome enough chap though.
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He who wrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I @PurpleJ it was probably time to go but he had his moments and could be extremely funny in small doses. biggest offseason casualty.
@PurpleBaze tries too hard at times but can be a really funny and good poster when he wants to be. also i miss the old avatar
@TierbsHsotBoobs i absolutely despise him 19% of the time. can be extremely funny. doesn't try anymore at all though really and i'm pretty sure hates UW football (hard to blame him after the hell we went through but it's still annoying). WeWereAFootballSchool was my favorite poaster on the old doogman boards. if that's really you, pls come back. we need you in the worst way lol
i am forgetting a lot of people oh well. also @RaceBannon please make a thread about the top poasters from the old HHB bored. those of us who didn't participate or know of its existence would enjoy reading.
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I'd bump @dnc up at least to 6 and put @YellowSnow in there somewhere
I made a thread about that and how no one should ever take my opinions seriously again