Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches! -
He caught more than he dropped man.dnc said:
So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches! -
I bet DDY is 1 or 2, but Ho. Lee. Shit. do I hope he's #3. DDY as Jake Browning would make my fucking year.
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Grundle/Swaye/DDY top 3?
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Shit. Plagiarism. Fucko.NEsnake12 said:Grundle/Swaye/DDY top 3?
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dnc said:
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Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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I laffed.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Sark better at least get an homorable mention
