Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches! -
He caught more than he dropped man.dnc said:
So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches! -
I bet DDY is 1 or 2, but Ho. Lee. Shit. do I hope he's #3. DDY as Jake Browning would make my fucking year.
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Grundle/Swaye/DDY top 3?
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Shit. Plagiarism. Fucko.NEsnake12 said:Grundle/Swaye/DDY top 3?
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Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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I laffed.Doogstone said:
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.
Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Sark better at least get an homorable mention
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When I use my mod powers and ban the top three, I will then be #1!!!11!!1
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What happened to gary from teen mom? That avatar alone was worth the price of admission.
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Swaye, Grundle, and DDY. Who will sit on the iron throne? Stay tuned!
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A black guy, an injun and a Catholic walk into a Citrus bar...CuntWaffle said:Swaye, Grundle, and DDY. Who will sit on the iron throne? Stay tuned!
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This was my exact thought. The three of us make the perfect start to a racist joke. Throw in that pedarast Coker and you really got a crew of fucking degenerates.dnc said:
A black guy, an injun and a Catholic walk into a Citrus bar...CuntWaffle said:Swaye, Grundle, and DDY. Who will sit on the iron throne? Stay tuned!
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@Dennis_DeYoung
Of all the gay, black men I've encountered on my travels (numbering in the thousands) I've never met a specimen quite like Dennis. Frightfully intelligent. Flagrantly racist. Dipsomaniac. Extremely well-connected. Unparalleled football discussion. Hilarious. Unstable. When he tries (a rarity), his content is by far the best on this website. So many classic diatribes ranging from his hatred of Adam Jude, frustration with Jake Browning, homicidal views on Straußer, love of Gaskin/Coleman/hot gay men, and a million other things. You could fill the Classics Bored with solely his threads and it wouldn't be in the realm of craziness. I hold his posts sacrosanct and you should too!NOHOMO.
Negatives: similar to Race, has an unhealthy hatred of easily the best UW QB since Tui (who only now is an upperclassman, derp). Maserati-magnetic trees. Untrustworthy. Doesn't watch Game of Thrones.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
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Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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He is a martyr in my eyes - he crashed into a tree so that we? could have 2016.Swaye said:Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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Dennis Brownsocks, Dennis Brownsocks, Dennis Brownsocks!!
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You put him in the right spot and you still suck.Doogstone said:
@Dennis_DeYoung
Of all the gay, black men I've encountered on my travels (numbering in the thousands) I've never met a specimen quite like Dennis. Frightfully intelligent. Flagrantly racist. Dipsomaniac. Extremely well-connected. Unparalleled football discussion. Hilarious. Unstable. When he tries (a rarity), his content is by far the best on this website. So many classic diatribes ranging from his hatred of Adam Jude, frustration with Jake Browning, homicidal views on Straußer, love of Gaskin/Coleman/hot gay men, and a million other things. You could fill the Classics Bored with solely his threads and it wouldn't be in the realm of craziness. I hold his posts sacrosanct and you should too!NOHOMO.
Negatives: similar to Race, has an unhealthy hatred of easily the best UW QB since Tui (who only now is an upperclassman, derp). Maserati-magnetic trees. Untrustworthy. Doesn't watch Game of Thrones.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
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I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.Swaye said:Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boredsCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.Swaye said:Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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@RaceBannonTequilla said:
Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boredsCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.Swaye said:Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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I modded a hobby bored with BearsWiin. Nothing special.BearsWiin said:Fuck you all
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We are more truly blessed than 3 star teen boy getting his 9th offer to have a scholar and a gentleman like DDY dropping knowledge here.
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@Swaye
Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah?Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.
Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
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Swaye TOO LOW!Doogstone said:
@Swaye
Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah?Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.
Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
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Poopsi numero uno in my eyes
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I was going to do an old school top ten but after about 4 names I forgot the restBearsWiin said:Fuck you all
