Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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Who the fuck are?
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*acronyms morandnc said:
*dawgncarolinaDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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I should have been 7.Doogstone said:
@RaceBannon
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He whowrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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Boobs please come back. We need you now more than ever.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I should have been 7.Doogstone said:
@RaceBannon
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He whowrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
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WeakarmCobra said:
Who the fuck are?
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Sven, you will be #7 on the future "top 10 poasters who should poast less" threadTierbsHsotBoobs said:
I should have been 7.Doogstone said:
@RaceBannon
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He whowrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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I beat Freme
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Doogstone said:
Sven, you will be #7 on the future "top 10 poasters who should poast less" threadTierbsHsotBoobs said:
I should have been 7.Doogstone said:
@RaceBannon
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He whowrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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Cal too high.
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AlwaysHuskyHalfBrain said:Cal too high.
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@puppylove_sugarsteel
Flagrantly terrible, borderline unbelievable horseshit opinions on anything remotely football related. An absolute goldmine in anything outside of football. A wizard at prose. More foul-tongued than a white-lipped bouncer at a Castro bar. Hysterical. Schizophrenic. Bipolar. Passionate. Neurotic. Pathological liar. Doog. King.
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10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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Anybody that loses a take the gloves moment w shouldn't be in the Top 10
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pumpy deserved to be wtf like all his postDoogstone said:
@puppylove_sugarsteel
Flagrantly terrible, borderline unbelievable horseshit opinions on anything remotely football related. An absolute goldmine in anything outside of football. A wizard at prose. More foul-tongued than a white-lipped bouncer at a Castro bar. Hysterical. Schizophrenic. Bipolar. Passionate. Neurotic. Pathological liar. Doog. King.
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10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
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WeakarmCobra said:
pumpy deserved to be wtf like all his postDoogstone said:
@puppylove_sugarsteel
Flagrantly terrible, borderline unbelievable horseshit opinions on anything remotely football related. An absolute goldmine in anything outside of football. A wizard at prose. More foul-tongued than a white-lipped bouncer at a Castro bar. Hysterical. Schizophrenic. Bipolar. Passionate. Neurotic. Pathological liar. Doog. King.
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10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
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I'm proud to say I uncovered his asian heritage. Just kidding. I'm not proud. But I did find out he was a yellow.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
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Too low imo. But I'm really, really gay for him.Doogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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You have no idea...Sources said:
Technically, it should be dic. #justsayin'Pitchfork51 said:
Huh. So that's what dnc stands forDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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#9 is next
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FRANNY
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Infinitely more football knowledge than you.
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RaceBannon said:
Chinfinitely more football knowledge than you.
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Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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@Doogstone gonna Doogdnc said:
Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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I really hope the blowjobs helped push me into the top four.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@Doogstone gonna Doogdnc said:
Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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That's the only reason you would be ranked high. You barely follow recruiting, you have no football knowledge, and your podcast sucks.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I really hope the blowjobs helped push me into the top four.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@Doogstone gonna Doogdnc said:
Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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RoadDawg55 said:
That's the only reason you would be ranked high. You barely follow recruiting, you have no football knowledge, and your podcast sucks.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I really hope the blowjobs helped push me into the top four.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@Doogstone gonna Doogdnc said:
Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.Doogstone said:
@RoadDawg55
How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.
Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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