Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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Modesty clearly your strong suitRoadDawg55 said:I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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Your best effort
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A true family milestone
Bet both dads, ur fag brother, and lesbian sister are all equally proud
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Flagged because no pics of the lesbian sister.tenndawg said:A true family milestone
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Gladdy, I didn't know you had it in you.Gladstone said:What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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Top Dawg... We could refer to you as douchehelmet.RoadDawg55 said:I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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He set the bait for you, and you bit. #EveryfuckingtimeTequilla said:
Modesty clearly your strong suitRoadDawg55 said:I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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The thing is Teq clearly considers that plausible or else he would have known it was a joke...bananasnblondes said:
He set the bait for you, and you bit. #EveryfuckingtimeTequilla said:
Modesty clearly your strong suitRoadDawg55 said:I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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Whooshing the whoosher ... some of you need to learn that I'm not serious all the timebananasnblondes said:
He set the bait for you, and you bit. #EveryfuckingtimeTequilla said:
Modesty clearly your strong suitRoadDawg55 said:I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
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@AZDuck -- Prototypical Duck HHB. Often funny.
@PostGameOrangeSlices -- Since he gets mentioned on every list now lol, he’s a mostly humorless and unhappy poster...but a good poster when he tries to be. Also has the best user name on the site imo. Also gets triggered by game of thrones GIFs lmao. I do like him though.
@He_Needs_More_Time -- Pity he melted down and was a bit unstable because his knowledge of UW Football is amazing, especially historically. Keep doing Haden’s work with me on the SC forums #longcon
@koopdog -- Strangely went AWOL ever since UW got good, but he’s a good dude and a good Husky. I met him and would gladly throw a few more back with him again. Is likely a closeted homosexual. Please come visit me in SF. Last two sentences not related.
@Tequilla -- Long time and reconizable Husky poaster from DM and now here. Lovable host of TSIO. Takes his pompous schtick too far at times but I love him unabashedly.
@Mad_Son -- My game thread brother-in-arms. Smart dude, funny, needs to post more. Especially when he’s drunk. I always imagined he looks like Gerard Butler IRL so I hope I never meet him and have my illusion shattered.
@WilburHooksHands -- Most people don't know how hilarious he actually is. Would be top 5 on list of posters who need to post more. Thread idea: posters who need to post less!
@Octavian -- Speaking of posters who need to post more....best alt-handle on the forum. You know who you are. TYFYS
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@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this boredDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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@NEsnake12
In a surprise twist, snake comes in at #9. This dude encapsulates the ideal process on finding new poasters. His start was an absolute shitshow. He's a hyper-millennial. One of the worst usernames on the forum. Just trash. He asks questions that make @cougreaper seem like a physics PhD candidate. He gets scorned. Vilified. Sodomized...
...but he learned. He slowly ingratiated himself to our weird, nuanced ways. He has quietly become one of the most valued posters on the TSIO forum, provides good insight on all forums, and is one of the few (I think?) current UW student posters.
Negatives: should be summarily executed on his username alone. RIP. Took posting hiatus during offseason when board went to complete hell and we could have used him. Does not donate...likely because he's a broke af college kid but still. Posts on the tug. Has tertiary syphilis.
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Baseman is a solid poster he should post more often
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If Swaye isn't #1....
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Huh. So that's what dnc stands forDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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WHO IS #8 YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
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Thanks doogstone.
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And I just got past my broke college kid phase... I'm now a broke recent college grad. That will hopefully change soon and I'll donate to this shithole -
*dawgncarolinaDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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yeah, he should have played safetyTierbsHsotBoobs said:
LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this boredDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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WeakarmCobra said:
yeah, he should have played baseballTierbsHsotBoobs said:
LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this boredDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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i guess that UW education is paying off lolNEsnake12 said:Thanks doogstone.
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@ThomasFremont
The Bran to my Hodor. The Boobs to my Harv. The Steve Holmes to my Manuel Ferrara. Fremont and I will one day co-host the first ever podcast that combines Game of Thrones with College Football. One day. Fremont is a HH oG, terrific troll when he wants to be, quite hilarious and has a very jaded, dry outlook on most things -- which is a nice contrast against most of the tryhard posters here. The bored would not be the same were he to LEAVE! His IDRGAF attitude is at its best when @puppylove_sugarsteel wages his horrifyingly fascinating war of words on him. Hmmm.
Negatives: tug poster, I guess? iono. Has bad teeth. Would guffaw at J's meltdown and encourage him.
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Loads of potential, wildly chinaccurate and beloved by doogs.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this boredDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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on behalf of @Swaye - Hurtful. He is the HH resident 8ball superiority guyDoogstone said:
@ThomasFremont
The Bran to my Hodor. The Boobs to my Harv. The Steve Holmes to my Manuel Ferrara. Fremont and I will one day co-host the first ever podcast that combines Game of Thrones with College Football. One day. Fremont is a HH oG, terrific troll when he wants to be, quite hilarious and has a very jaded, dry outlook on most things -- which is a nice contrast against most of the tryhard posters here. The bored would not be the same were he to LEAVE! His IDRGAF attitude is at its best when @puppylove_sugarsteel wages his horrifyingly fascinating war of words on him. Hmmm.
Negatives: tug poster, I guess? iono. Has bad teeth. Would guffaw at J's meltdown and encourage him.
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Technically, it should be dic. #justsayin'Pitchfork51 said:
Huh. So that's what dnc stands forDoogstone said:
@dnc
Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.
Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.
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@RaceBannon
A tough call, I oscillated with Race anywhere from 1-8 on this list. The true Godfather of our movement, who became known to me on DM as one of the first and most poignant posters who spoke out against the systematic, state-sponsored destruction of Husky Football + the blatant, corrupt, anti-UW and anti-winning agenda of the Dawgman.com fuckbags. He whowrotewrites Duckfighter fucking Illustrated. Founder of the motherfucking HHB podcast. Legend. Geriatric (except he isn’t really, shhh). Heart and soul of this website. Also can be hilarious, albeit pigheaded on some things lol (see negatives). Seeing him doog again, finally, in 2016 was one of HH’s best moments IMO. Helps Trump IMO.
Negatives: hates Jake Browning and will be forced to begrudgingly accept him after Jake’s monster 2017 year. Tug poster. Hasn't brought @iDawg back.
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