I guess this is the write bored
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.
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2004 by the way.
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Is this a woosh attempt?
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The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.
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No shame in loosing to a Tuff Fresno State squad coached by Tuff Pat Hill. No shame either in loosing to a tough Nevada squad coached by Chris Tormey.
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The donate to the children guy at whole foods from South parkHuskyJW said:
The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google. -
I got a new gym membership last week too. Nicer equipment for less than half the price of my current gym. Also 14 miles away, but so is my kids' school, so I'll be slumming over there on a regular basis. My paperwork chick was a fit and cute 55 (she made sure to tell me her age twice, hoping I'd compliment her (I didn't)) who knew some people that I've dealt with in the local online indoor rowing community. Small town, I suppose you kind of expect that. There's really no poont to my story, but at least my poontless story was shorter than Races's poontless story.
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Sad all around
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I fucked up my elbow deadlifting and got a steroid pack and soma script...
The steroid pack healed it in a day or 2, so I just took the soma and played guitar - then had them call in another steroid pack and soma script, but only got the soma
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Actual picture of Race & lady friend at the gym:
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2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.
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