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RaceBannon
RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
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I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
    2004 by the way.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Is this a woosh attempt?
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,316
    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    HuskyJW said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.

    The donate to the children guy at whole foods from South park
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Sad all around
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  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    I fucked up my elbow deadlifting and got a steroid pack and soma script...

    The steroid pack healed it in a day or 2, so I just took the soma and played guitar - then had them call in another steroid pack and soma script, but only got the soma

    Even shorter and more pointless
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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    edited August 2017
    2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.

    [imreallyimpressedwithttheirstars.gif/geocities/index.html]
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,560 Founders Club
    Fenderbender123 said:

    2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.

    [imreallyimpressedwithttheirstars.gif/geocities/index.html]

    Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    Unhinged and Senile in Cali.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    PurpleBaze said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.

    How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?
    5
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.

    How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?
    5
    Including the one you were involved in?
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    DerekJohnson said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.

    [imreallyimpressedwithttheirstars.gif/geocities/index.html]

    Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)
    Evolution of Husky FB from the 90's up through 2013: 50 yd no gain passes to midgets > 50 yd no gain passes to
    Fullbacks

    2017 Motto: Return of Center
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Moar embarrassing: sensing the crowd wanting to rush the field after beating Fresno State on a last minute Caesar Rayford blocked extra point.

    It took all of our offensive scheming ability to let Stanback run wild against their Pat Hill TUFF but slow MLB
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    HuskyJW said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.

    Why do you hate Oil change guy?
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,957 Swaye's Wigwam
    Pat Hill would crawl through broken glass from Fresno for the UW jerb.
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,957 Swaye's Wigwam
    Is there a clothing optional steam room? Asking for myself.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    HuskyJW said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.

    Why do you hate Oil change guy?
    FREE PUB
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    One of the best posts I have ever read here. Not sure if that says your post is awesome or this place sucks ass.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Did you crush your first WOD?
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
    I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.

    This gym does have a special weight area where "you can slam them down like your in the Olympics"

    I just rolled my eyes
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    RaceBannon said:

    I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.

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    Obviously your not a crossfitter
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.

    image


    Obviously your not a crossfitter
    I'm taking that as a compliment
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