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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

    Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

    I'm going with 12 days.

    Update.

    It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
    Snort a line off her ass then pop off.
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 35,177 Standard Supporter
    I'm going out on a limb and give it 21 days.
  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,105 Standard Supporter
    She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,916
    whlinder said:

    She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH

    THIS!
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,916
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

    Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

    I'm going with 12 days.

    Update.

    It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
    Snort a line off her ass then pop off.
    I've actually been writing my resume all morning. Might even shave today. Shit is getting weird.
    As they like to say back in my country, Ho-lee shit.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH

    She actually lives in Bristow, but nobody knows what the fuck Bristow is. I even had to look it up.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

    Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

    I'm going with 12 days.

    Update.

    It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
    Snort a line off her ass then pop off.
    Might even shave today.
    Are you giving yourself a landing strip - or taking it all off like a glass smoothie ?

    Axin for a frend
    Just a trim. Was thinking of adding highlights as well. Nothing fancy, just frost my man bush.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    I hear you have no worries until it turns purple
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    I liked old Swaye more.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    I liked old Swaye more.

    Everyone does. New Swaye sort of sucks.
    New Swaye needs to LEAVE!
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,894
    This thing goes sideways soon, say like day 34-17.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648 Founders Club
    New Swaye is a lot like New Coke - a terrible idea AND poorly executed.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye said:

    New Swaye is a lot like New Coke - a terrible idea AND poorly executed.

    Dude, you're still drinking, getting high, fucking women you barely know and not threatening to insects.

    Maybe you haven't done coke (yet) and you thought about writing a resume....

    Ain't that much changed....
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