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Swaye pool

So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

I'm going with 12 days.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    Betting on marriage. He's turned a corner. Cmon Swaye, be a loser like me and tie that shit
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Soon as she cuts his cock off.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited June 2017
    Lol lasting the entire vacation? I give it 36 hours.

    Right about as long as it takes for her to find out about this cesspool.

    Also I'm shocked you weren't sure she was DTF.
    Teacher. 200k in debt due to private school and also masters. Fucking stereotype for the classic "pretends to be good girl " chick.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    He's already messed it up...

    I'm thinking a Hello Kitty avatar
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

    Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

    I'm going with 12 days.

    Probably a good guess. Just less than a week after I get home...sounds legit.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited June 2017
    Swaye said:

    So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.

    Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.

    I'm going with 12 days.

    Probably a good guess. Just less than a week after I get home...sounds legit.
    People here have way more faith in you than I do.

    It comes from the heart though.

    That exact type of chick is the kind that drives me nuts after a few days.
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,479
    The first time Trump/politics come up in a conversation it's over.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,431 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    He's already messed it up...

    I'm thinking a Hello Kitty avatar

    You're new here. @APAG sported Hello Kitty last year.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    edited June 2017
    pawz said:

    tenndawg said:

    He's already messed it up...

    I'm thinking a Hello Kitty avatar

    You're new here. @APAG sported Hello Kitty last year.
    And I chose it after winning his her big contest. lulz
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    I'm out. Girls are back from spa and ready to be fed. (insert dong joke)
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    edited June 2017
    Swaye said:

    I'm out. Girls are back from spa and ready to be fed. (insert dong joke)

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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,431 Founders Club
    89ute said:

    89ute said:

    The first time Trump/politics come up in a conversation it's over.

    July 1st. This pool will get me to the start of the Tour de France and once that starts my entertainment is covered until we're mathematically out of contention for the souff.
    Fuck. Are you that fag from the Doogtales Board that started a new thread every stage that nobody but homos gave a fuck about?

    The Tour de Fries is only slightly better than soccer. Which means it sucks.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,595 Standard Supporter
    I'll take the 4th of July, mostly just to be able to control APAG's avatar
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.

    Nice try tough guy...

    You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...

    You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...

    Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...

    At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours

    It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
    You can't stay on top forever.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.

    Nice try tough guy...

    You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...

    You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...

    Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...

    At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours

    It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
    You can't stay on top forever.
    Believe me, I know...

    As I walked into Lowe's to buy spray for "our" rose bushes, I looked hopefully to the heavens for a large rapidly descending meteor to crush me...no such luck

    FML
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    Swaye said:

    Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.

    Nice try tough guy...

    You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...

    You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...

    Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...

    At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours

    It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
    You can't stay on top forever.
    She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact
    So you both can watch X-Files.