Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
The first time Trump/politics come up in a conversation it's over.
July 1st. This pool will get me to the start of the Tour de France and once that starts my entertainment is covered until we're mathematically out of contention for the souff.
Fuck. Are you that fag from the Doogtales Board that started a new thread every stage that nobody but homos gave a fuck about?
The Tour de Fries is only slightly better than soccer. Which means it sucks.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
You can't stay on top forever.
Believe me, I know...
As I walked into Lowe's to buy spray for "our" rose bushes, I looked hopefully to the heavens for a large rapidly descending meteor to crush me...no such luck
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
You can't stay on top forever.
She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
You can't stay on top forever.
She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Holy fuck you've turned into a fag.
You of all people should know that both of your fathers are fags.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Holy fuck you've turned into a fag.
You of all people should know that both of your fathers are fags.
Day 4. Things are still going well. I farted last night and she giggled. Signs are looking good this sees day 5.
Get back to me when you've sharted and she offers to wash your panties in the hotel sink - hang dry. If that happens, it's true love and you're fucked.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Nice try tough guy...
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
You can't stay on top forever.
She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
The first time Trump/politics come up in a conversation it's over.
July 1st. This pool will get me to the start of the Tour de France and once that starts my entertainment is covered until we're mathematically out of contention for the souff.
Fuck. Are you that fag from the Doogtales Board that started a new thread every stage that nobody but homos gave a fuck about?
The Tour de Fries is only slightly better than soccer. Which means it sucks.
So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
Update.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
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2) burn
3) back to coke
4) better poasts
So while tragic for Swaye on a personal level, it does serve the greater good of HH and fuutball euro-fags everywhere
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
It's sad to see how far Swaye has fallen
As I walked into Lowe's to buy spray for "our" rose bushes, I looked hopefully to the heavens for a large rapidly descending meteor to crush me...no such luck
FML
#BornThatWay
That's how it always starts
In a few years you are in a home appliance store buying oven mitts to match the dish towels
Fags getting blow jobs in bus station bathroom stalls may be onto something
"Hey bus driver, does this bus stop in Thailand ?"
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It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.