Swaye pool
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Holy fuck you've turned into a self-loathing fag.Swaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
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You of all people should know that both of your fathers are fags.backthepack said:
Holy fuck you've turned into a fag.Swaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
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Queer to the core.dnc said:
You of all people should know that both of your fathers are fags.backthepack said:
Holy fuck you've turned into a fag.Swaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
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Fucking doggy style and watching X Files...
That's how it always starts
In a few years you are in a home appliance store buying oven mitts to match the dish towels
Fags getting blow jobs in bus station bathroom stalls may be onto something
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Get back to me when you've sharted and she offers to wash your panties in the hotel sink - hang dry. If that happens, it's true love and you're fucked.Swaye said:Day 4. Things are still going well. I farted last night and she giggled. Signs are looking good this sees day 5.
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Somehow I think people missed this referenceGrundleStiltzkin said:
So you both can watch X-Files.dnc said:
She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contactSwaye said:
You can't stay on top forever.tenndawg said:
Nice try tough guy...Swaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
You are soooo in love, you will pamper her, you will do anything for her...
You are like a gay (is there another kind) eurofag friend to her...
Soon you will be discussing hair products and running to the salon to pick up some Aragon Oil for her...
At least name your kid Jameer Jamal - do something fucked up...for your sake and ours
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#WinningSwaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
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I already lost.RaceBannon said:
#WinningSwaye said:Day 5. She got a sunburn. Asked me to rub aloe Vera on her. Not sure how I feel about being asked to do woman's work. She did suggest we fuck doggie style so we could still screw without painful skin contact, which was a nice recovery. I don't know though. If she asks me to straighten up the room I'm leaving. Touch and go now.
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And?DerekJohnson said:
He probably has no idea what doogtales even is.pawz said:
Fuck. Are you that fag from the Doogtales Board that started a new thread every stage that nobody but homos gave a fuck about?89ute said:
July 1st. This pool will get me to the start of the Tour de France and once that starts my entertainment is covered until we're mathematically out of contention for the souff.89ute said:The first time Trump/politics come up in a conversation it's over.
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Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing. -
Snort a line off her ass then pop off.Swaye said:
Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing. -
I've actually been writing my resume all morning. Might even shave today. Shit is getting weird.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Snort a line off her ass then pop off.Swaye said:
Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing. -
I'm going out on a limb and give it 21 days.
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She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH
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THIS!whlinder said:She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH
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As they like to say back in my country, Ho-lee shit.Swaye said:
I've actually been writing my resume all morning. Might even shave today. Shit is getting weird.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Snort a line off her ass then pop off.Swaye said:
Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing. -
She actually lives in Bristow, but nobody knows what the fuck Bristow is. I even had to look it up.whlinder said:She lives in Manassas? She's not wholesome. HTH
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Are you giving yourself a landing strip - or taking it all off like a glass smoothie ?Swaye said:
Might even shave today.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Snort a line off her ass then pop off.Swaye said:
Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
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Just a trim. Was thinking of adding highlights as well. Nothing fancy, just frost my man bush.tenndawg said:
Are you giving yourself a landing strip - or taking it all off like a glass smoothie ?Swaye said:
Might even shave today.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Snort a line off her ass then pop off.Swaye said:
Update.allpurpleallgold said:So, @Swaye over here talking bout getting his life together and having an actual relationship this big titty broad. Anyone with fucked up friends knows this ends with her in tears and him in jail or worse.
Here's the pool, how long until he fucks up? The prize is control of my avatar for a month (nothing DJ wouldn't approve). I will be the judge on what is considered a fuck up. We're going Price is Right rules, closest without going over.
I'm going with 12 days.
It's the morning of day 12. She was over last night and is still asleep in the bedroom. I'm drinking victory coffee in the kitchen reporting to you assholes. Impressive considering it's a bit over an hour from Manassas to Winchester, and she drove out on both Sunday and again on Tuesday. Nice thing about a teacher is she is off summers. Anyway, I am supposed to head out her way on Saturday for the weekend. She's still hot, sex is still great, and she is cool as hell. I am liking this "wholesome" thing.
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Just hit 30 days. I am an unstoppable force of wholesome red throbber.
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I hear you have no worries until it turns purple
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Free pub?doogie said:I hear you have no worries until it turns purple
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I liked old Swaye more.
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Everyone does. New Swaye sort of sucks.allpurpleallgold said:I liked old Swaye more.
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I think they tell you to find new friends at rehab. Never actually been there because I am not a QUITTERallpurpleallgold said:I liked old Swaye more.
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New Swaye needs to LEAVE!Swaye said:
Everyone does. New Swaye sort of sucks.allpurpleallgold said:I liked old Swaye more.
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This thing goes sideways soon, say like day 34-17.
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New Swaye is a lot like New Coke - a terrible idea AND poorly executed.
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Dude, you're still drinking, getting high, fucking women you barely know and not threatening to insects.Swaye said:New Swaye is a lot like New Coke - a terrible idea AND poorly executed.
Maybe you haven't done coke (yet) and you thought about writing a resume....
Ain't that much changed....
