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PurpleBaze
PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
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Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    PurpleBaze said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

    I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML

    It's not really a real life story unless you say or do something retarded that was a stimulus response result of your endless hours on Hardcore Husky.

    Good effort. Good job.
    I suck at these boreds.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    BearsWiin said:

    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did
    Your wife is Nancy Pelosi.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    allpurpleallgold said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did
    You know why.
    Yes, I know why. They're online, if you know where to look.

    Figured it was going to be a problematic evening when the asshats behind me sat down before the show; pretty clear they'd been drinking, and every third word out of their mouths was some derivative/variant of "fuck." They seemed absolutely oblivious to my kids sitting in front of them. It's not like my kids have never heard me swear, and my youngest turns the air blue when he plays COD with his friends, but these pricks didn't know that. Newsflash, morans, it's the Orpheum, not Autzen. Behave accordingly. The couple in front of me also turned around a few times in the first act to see who was making so much noise behind them, and afterward my wife said she shot them a few glares too, and she was sitting three seats to my right.

    Also dropped by the Lucasfilm complex in the Presidio on Friday. Nice place.
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    $75K

    You knew here?
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    But she wanted it, right?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    Pics?
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  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    edited June 2017
    Swaye said:

    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    Pics?
    As you wish

    Show her this shiny new grater -
    but use a rusted antique with rancid moldy cheese

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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    I got a different reactipn.
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  • BrickSquad
    BrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    pics of lady friend?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,027
    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Thanks for making America great again.




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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    BearsWiin said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did
    You know why.
    Yes, I know why. They're online, if you know where to look.

    Figured it was going to be a problematic evening when the asshats behind me sat down before the show; pretty clear they'd been drinking, and every third word out of their mouths was some derivative/variant of "fuck." They seemed absolutely oblivious to my kids sitting in front of them. It's not like my kids have never heard me swear, and my youngest turns the air blue when he plays COD with his friends, but these pricks didn't know that. Newsflash, morans, it's the Orpheum, not Autzen. Behave accordingly. The couple in front of me also turned around a few times in the first act to see who was making so much noise behind them, and afterward my wife said she shot them a few glares too, and she was sitting three seats to my right.

    Also dropped by the Lucasfilm complex in the Presidio on Friday. Nice place.
    I've never hear the term turn the air blue
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  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    New Client

    Disabled combat vet, sniper training, was in Viet Nam and Iraq

    Thanks to my HH background and lifestyle I never considered thanking him - saving that magical phrase for a pill whore with a dragon breast tattoo

    Living la viva HH
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    Speaking of that bastard (Hamilton)...I once stayed at a tropical resort about 10 minutes from the home where he was born. Was too lazy to leave the resort and check it out. Sad. Have seen his grave in lower Manhattan so I got that going for me.
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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    tenndawg said:

    New Client

    Disabled combat vet, sniper training, was in Viet Nam and Iraq

    Thanks to my HH background and lifestyle I never considered thanking him - saving that magical phrase for a pill whore with a dragon breast tattoo

    Living la viva HH

    Puppy's your client?
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    dflea said:

    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    I got a different reactipn.
    -THUD-
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    pawz said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Quietcowskee said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

    Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

    Gay.
    A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did
    You know why.
    Yes, I know why. They're online, if you know where to look.

    Figured it was going to be a problematic evening when the asshats behind me sat down before the show; pretty clear they'd been drinking, and every third word out of their mouths was some derivative/variant of "fuck." They seemed absolutely oblivious to my kids sitting in front of them. It's not like my kids have never heard me swear, and my youngest turns the air blue when he plays COD with his friends, but these pricks didn't know that. Newsflash, morans, it's the Orpheum, not Autzen. Behave accordingly. The couple in front of me also turned around a few times in the first act to see who was making so much noise behind them, and afterward my wife said she shot them a few glares too, and she was sitting three seats to my right.

    Also dropped by the Lucasfilm complex in the Presidio on Friday. Nice place.
    I've never hear the term turn the air blue
    Clearly not old, rich or white.
    It's a fantastic term I'm going to adopt it. So when I say it people around me think I'm cool for knowing terms they don't.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,017
    dflea said:

    creepycoug said:

    Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

    Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

    FWIW, she wasn't amused.

    I got a different reactipn.
    I'm not talking about your sister. I don't have to axe her.
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