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Lucky bastard. First our fish. Smokes. Free tuition. Casinos. Per Capita's. Fuck off.Swaye said:from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.
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Swaye said:
from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will
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Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.
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I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.Pitchfork51 said:Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.
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I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf partSwaye said:
I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.Pitchfork51 said:Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.
I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.
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I am dumb.Pitchfork51 said:
I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf partSwaye said:
I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.Pitchfork51 said:Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.
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I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
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I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.Swaye said:I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
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It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.Pitchfork51 said:
I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.Swaye said:I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
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Pics or stfu
