If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy

dflea said:

BearsWiin said:

89ute said:

and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.

Took care of the typo for you.

In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.

YellowSnow said:

BearsWiin said:

dflea said:

BearsWiin said:

89ute said:

and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.

Took care of the typo for you.

In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.

So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?

Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...

YellowSnow said:

tenndawg said:

YellowSnow said:

BearsWiin said:

dflea said:

BearsWiin said:

89ute said:

and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.

Took care of the typo for you.

In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.

So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?

Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...

My spawn are likely to be too good of athletes for rowing.

I hear Adolf is making a comeback