If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy
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Names have gotten super fucking gay in the past 10 years or so.
I'm in Utah as we speak and I'm sure every fuck here is named something lame like Brayden . -
Politically motivated prophecy is my favorite kind of prophecy.dnc said:
True story, Dad 1 was raised Moreman. Apparently back in the 60's Our? Dawgs refused to play BYU because the Mormon church wouldn't let the blicks into the temple. Ergo, Pops' family hates UW. Pops was excommunicated for OKG living in his 20's, but still thought the LDS God was REAL God until his mid 30's so like late 70's. And of course the Prophet got a vision that blicks were now temple eligible when it became politically necessary to do so (so UW started playing the church school cuogs). But to this day he still doesn't like UW because that's how he was raised.89ute said:Looking forward to your series against BYU
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I feel sorry for your familyYellowSnow said:
Though many people thought I was when I first came to UDub - despite double fisting beers whilst being asked if I was a member - I grew up in So Cal before moving to Utah And I have not one connection whatsoever to the church. I am unbaptized heathen, who questioned the existence of God at an early age.dnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
Not really but that phrase has been lost over the years. It was a Doogman staple right there with a long walk to get perspective -
Question for 89 ute.
I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.
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3.2 is alcohol by weight = 4.0 alcohol by volume. Most states use by volume, which is what 5.0 beer is in say NV or WA. You can by full strength beer in the liquor stores or in a bottle at a bar. Any grocery store beer will still be 3.2. (4.0). They may have changed the law recently where you can get a full strength draft been now at a bar as well.Pitchfork51 said:Question for 89 ute.
I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.
What's the deal -
YellowSnow said:
3.2 is alcohol by weight = 4.0 alcohol by volume. Most states use by volume, which is what 5.0 beer is in say NV or WA. You can by full strength beer in the liquor stores or in a bottle at a bar. Any grocery store beer will still be 3.2. (4.0). They may have changed the law recently where you can get a full strength draft been now at a bar as well.Pitchfork51 said:Question for 89 ute.
I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.
What's the deal
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I'm pretty sure ol' Steve is not surprised by thisGrundleStiltzkin said:YellowSnow said:
3.2 is alcohol by weight = 4.0 alcohol by volume. Most states use by volume, which is what 5.0 beer is in say NV or WA. You can by full strength beer in the liquor stores or in a bottle at a bar. Any grocery store beer will still be 3.2. (4.0). They may have changed the law recently where you can get a full strength draft been now at a bar as well.Pitchfork51 said:Question for 89 ute.
I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.
What's the deal -
The Throbber is DTF with the mos.
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Udub always drove Sark to the bottle...wonder what he drank in college though?
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Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled somewhere in the middle89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
Brane and Brodolf?BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled somewhere in the middle89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
Thordy and Kady? -
Impressed at the volume of visible armpit in those photosPurpleThrobber said:The Throbber is DTF with the mos.
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TyfysYellowSnow said:
3.2 is alcohol by weight = 4.0 alcohol by volume. Most states use by volume, which is what 5.0 beer is in say NV or WA. You can by full strength beer in the liquor stores or in a bottle at a bar. Any grocery store beer will still be 3.2. (4.0). They may have changed the law recently where you can get a full strength draft been now at a bar as well.Pitchfork51 said:Question for 89 ute.
I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.
What's the deal -
I almost doxxed myself on this name thread because I actually have a cool name that doesn't sound like a dog from a shitty late 90s movie.
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Since we're talking about names...here's my Top 10 names for Asian women.
1. Charmane
2. Miko
3. Asa
4. Tia
5. Mimi
6. Kaylani
7. Kianna
8. Naomi
9. Sabrine
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Shamika
Kiesha
Tara
Shawna
Sabrina
Crystal
DaRonda
Lisa
Felicia
Tonisha
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Christina
Yolonda
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ISAFNRCPitchfork51 said:Shamika
Kiesha
Tara
Shawna
Sabrina
Crystal
DaRonda
Lisa
Felicia
Tonisha
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Christina
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Its a list of pumpys womenTierbsHsotBoobs said:
ISAFNRCPitchfork51 said:Shamika
Kiesha
Tara
Shawna
Sabrina
Crystal
DaRonda
Lisa
Felicia
Tonisha
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Christina
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AZDuck said:
Impressed at the volume of visible armpit in those photosPurpleThrobber said:The Throbber is DTF with the mos.
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Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
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In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...YellowSnow said:
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
My spawn are likely to be too good of athletes for rowing.tenndawg said:
Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...YellowSnow said:
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
YellowSnow said:
My spawn are likely to be too good of athletes for rowing.tenndawg said:
Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...YellowSnow said:
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
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Unless there's some apostrophes thrown in there somewhere, you're just a house N*****.Pitchfork51 said:Shamika
Kiesha
Tara
Shawna
Sabrina
Crystal
DaRonda
Lisa
Felicia
Tonisha
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Christina
Yolonda
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dnc said:YellowSnow said:
My spawn are likely to be too good of athletes for rowing.tenndawg said:
Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...YellowSnow said:
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
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@AlCampanisDawg, true?YellowSnow said:dnc said:YellowSnow said:
My spawn are likely to be too good of athletes for rowing.tenndawg said:
Raquien Faquan - or "Rowing Fag" for short...YellowSnow said:
So I'm good going with "Sue" for my 2nd boy due in the fall?BearsWiin said:
In all seriousness, we exercised veto power over each other's list to the poont where neither of us got names from our respective top six choices. From a parental standpoont, it doesn't really matter too much what you name your brat. Once you start calling them whatever name you choose, you can't really think of them with another name. It's like obsessing over the perfect fucking Christmas tree or pumpkin, when once you throw all the decorations all over the tree or carve the pumpkin you realize that any old tree or pumpkin would do. Just pick one, go with it, and don't give a shit what other people think of your choice; let them worry about naming their own damn kids.dflea said:
Took care of the typo for you.BearsWiin said:
Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled where she decided we would.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
I hear Adolf is making a comeback
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Yeah Petey didn't come correct.PurpleThrobber said:
Unless there's some apostrophes thrown in there somewhere, you're just a house N*****.Pitchfork51 said:Shamika
Kiesha
Tara
Shawna
Sabrina
Crystal
DaRonda
Lisa
Felicia
Tonisha
Shavon
Monica
Monique
Christina
Yolonda
Although it's very possible is Da'Ronda and T'Nisha.
