If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy

BearsWiin said:

89ute said:

and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

Wife liked frufru names like Brady and Brody and whatnot. I said no fucking way, I'd end up hitting the kid myself on general principle. I advocated names like Kaiser, Thane, Thor, and Adolf. We settled somewhere in the middle

YellowSnow said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Question for 89 ute.

I was under the impression it was all 3.2 beer here. However I was just in a store and while the domestic beers were 3.2 the crafts that I looked at said 4 percent.

What's the deal

3.2 is alcohol by weight = 4.0 alcohol by volume. Most states use by volume, which is what 5.0 beer is in say NV or WA. You can by full strength beer in the liquor stores or in a bottle at a bar. Any grocery store beer will still be 3.2. (4.0). They may have changed the law recently where you can get a full strength draft been now at a bar as well.

AZDuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

The Throbber is DTF with the mos.

Impressed at the volume of visible armpit in those photos