If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
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My single male progeny does not have any of those names.
Though I don't hate Tyson.
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Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.89ute said:
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
I'm going with Brodee Trell Porter.
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Not on list, but I'm going with Williamsburg.dnc said:
Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.89ute said:
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
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I'm going with FRANNYdnc said:
Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.89ute said:
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
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Xzzander -
AZDuck said:
XXXander -
Fuck baseball players.
You want to name your kid after basketball players. Much higher IQs and smaller egos (and for the black ones, much bigger dicks).
https://si.com/extra-mustard/2017/02/28/stockton-malone-shorts-utah-high-school-basketball-player -
I kinda like Porter and Trell.
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Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there. -
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
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You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds! -
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds! -
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds! -
It's still a deranged cult.YellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
shit.unleashed.belongs -
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds! -
*bringdnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
*nowledge -
whoooooooshTierbsHsotBoobs said:
*bringdnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
*nowledge
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Fuck. I didn't read that far into his poast.dnc said:
whoooooooshTierbsHsotBoobs said:
*bringdnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
*nowledge
(see the poast I was responding too* for details) -
Fagged for inferring that the Dad has any say in the matter.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
*bringdnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
*nowledge
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salemcoog said:
Fagged for inferring that the top Dad has any say in the matter.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids. -
We're talking moarmonizm here.salemcoog said:
Fagged for inferring that the Dad has any say in the matter.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
exmormon.org/mormwomn.htm
"Mormonism has created an ingenious system of oppression, in which opposition towards men is tantamount to arguing with God." -
Though many people thought I was when I first came to UDub - despite double fisting beers whilst being asked if I was a member - I grew up in So Cal before moving to Utah And I have not one connection whatsoever to the church. I am unbaptized heathen, who questioned the existence of God at an early age.dnc said:
You being a lot of knowledge to the tableYellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds! -
hr, yk89ute said:
We're talking moarmonizm here.salemcoog said:
Fagged for inferring that the Dad has any say in the matter.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
exmormon.org/mormwomn.htm
"Mormonism has created an ingenious system of oppression, in which opposition towards men is tantamount to arguing with God."
Can't get to the celestial kingdom unless you're married to a man who's going celestial.
That's how Joe Smitty created the polygamist paradise called the latter day saints to begin wiff.
For once, the bitches really do deserve it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY -
Looking forward to your series against BYU
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In the Mo's defense, it's important to note that all faiths start out as deranged cults and then after many centuries - if you secure enough followers - the cult label is removed. But to a certain extent, it doesn't really matter to me whether the myth and superstition started with an illiterate, treasure hunter in upstate NY or with illiterate peasants in the Middle East.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
It's still a deranged cult.YellowSnow said:
I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.dnc said:
If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.YellowSnow said:
You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.dnc said:
Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?YellowSnow said:Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.
@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!
shit.unleashed.belongs -
@Swaye true?dnc said:
hr, yk89ute said:
We're talking moarmonizm here.salemcoog said:
Fagged for inferring that the Dad has any say in the matter.89ute said:and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.
Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.
If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.
These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html
I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
exmormon.org/mormwomn.htm
"Mormonism has created an ingenious system of oppression, in which opposition towards men is tantamount to arguing with God."
Can't get to the celestial kingdom unless you're married to a man who's going celestial.
That's how Joe Smitty created the polygamist paradise called the latter day saints to begin wiff.
For once, the bitches really do deserve it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY -
True story, Dad 1 was raised Moreman. Apparently back in the 60's Our? Dawgs refused to play BYU because the Mormon church wouldn't let the blicks into the temple. Ergo, Pops' family hates UW. Pops was excommunicated for OKG living in his 20's, but still thought the LDS God was REAL God until his mid 30's so like late 70's. And of course the Prophet got a vision that blicks were now temple eligible when it became politically necessary to do so (so UW started playing the church school cuogs). But to this day he still doesn't like UW because that's how he was raised.89ute said:Looking forward to your series against BYU
TL;DR: Fuck BYU. -
No wonder you turned out to be so fucked up.dnc said:
True story, Dad 1 was raised Moreman. Apparently back in the 60's Our? Dawgs refused to play BYU because the Mormon church wouldn't let the blicks into the temple. Ergo, Pops' family hates UW. Pops was excommunicated for OKG living in his 20's, but still thought the LDS God was REAL God until his mid 30's so like late 70's. But to this day he still doesn't like UW because that's how he was raised.89ute said:Looking forward to your series against BYU
TL;DR: Fuck BYU. -
You have know idea.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
No wonder you turned out to be so fucked up.dnc said:
True story, Dad 1 was raised Moreman. Apparently back in the 60's Our? Dawgs refused to play BYU because the Mormon church wouldn't let the blicks into the temple. Ergo, Pops' family hates UW. Pops was excommunicated for OKG living in his 20's, but still thought the LDS God was REAL God until his mid 30's so like late 70's. But to this day he still doesn't like UW because that's how he was raised.89ute said:Looking forward to your series against BYU
TL;DR: Fuck BYU.
Dad 1s family is the sane one of the bunch.
