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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    Sounds like we'd all shit down our leg to have your life.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    They didn't make me take the ASVAB to go to UW NROTC, or to fly jets, or to bomb ragheads. They made me take a bunch of other tests, but not the ASVAB. I had to take one on spatial apperception that was pretty cool. I guess I didn't fail it because they let me fly. Stupid Navy.
    You went from a UW Grad, Naval Aviator to an Orkin Man in rehab?

    You're the red Charles Bukowski.
    It takes work to fall as far as I have.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    salemcoog said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    Sounds like we'd all shit down our leg to have your life.
    You have no idea how much precision it takes to straddle the line between @RaceBannon and @Swaye , it's fucking exhausting.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
    OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.

    Tough break about your boyfriend though.
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Mosster47 said:

    salemcoog said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    Sounds like we'd all shit down our leg to have your life.
    You have no idea how much precision it takes to straddle snort the line between @RaceBannon and @Swaye , it's fucking exhausting.

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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    salemcoog said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    salemcoog said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    salemcoog said:

    Intersectional_Dawg said:

    image

    Hmm.

    Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.
    Are you saying it's wrong?

    Source?

    I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state.
    So the reports of the cake eater in chief golfing are false?
    No but you have no idea how many times any of the people on your crayon graph hit the links in the time frame listed now do you?


    You should really just stick to emo-twatting and crying about Romar.


    It's definitely more your speed.
    Look, either you have evidence it's false, or you don't and you're being a cunt as usual.

    Put up or shut up.
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    image

    for the conservatives in this thread
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
    OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.

    Tough break about your boyfriend though.
    Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited April 2017
    I'm dumb, so I joined the Army.

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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

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    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
    OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.

    Tough break about your boyfriend though.
    Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.
    So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?

    It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Mosster47 said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
    OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.

    Tough break about your boyfriend though.
    Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.
    So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?

    It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element.
    Huh?
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Mosster47 said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    @oregonblitzkrieg would destroy you
    OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.

    Tough break about your boyfriend though.
    Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.
    So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?

    It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element.
    You should fashion a ligature out of some of your spare guitar strings and strangle yourself and post a live feed here.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Mosster47 said:

    salemcoog said:

    Mosster47 said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A
    Swaye said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

    #tuff

    Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.
    Air Force?
    Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

    image
    Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

    So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

    This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

    I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

    A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
    The best and brightest don't enlist.

    HTH
    I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.

    I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.

    Mission: Accomplished.
    Sounds like we'd all shit down our leg to have your life.
    You have no idea how much precision it takes to straddle the line between @RaceBannon and @Swaye , it's fucking exhausting.

    You don't straddle the line between Race and Swaye. You straddle the line between Todd Doxey and Canard. HTH. Now go tie a rock to your leg and drown yourself in the McKenzie.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    boobs you're a fucking clown
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  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Would you fucking jackasses hijack a different thread? Christ on a fucking pogo stick!
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    PurpleJ said:

    Our presidents play golf and ride bikes with helmets. Putin goes hunting on horseback bearback after he fucks babushka in the ass.

    Haven't had a TUFF president since Bush 1.

    Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with your point.

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  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
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    OBK-lookin white ass.
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  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Good job, good shop.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Intersectional_Dawg said:

    Pappy was alright, though he let his advisors push him into pussing out in Iraq when there actually was a civil society ready to jump in and take over.

    A civil society in Iraq? Fucking lol. They are animals and are showing their true nature. The Middle East needs its secular dictators to keep them in check. Hussein was a necessary evil. We foolishly took down that evil, and it was replaced by another worse kind of evil. Same with Quaddafi. For the same reason Assad needs to be propped up. The Russians are right about it.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    FIFY

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    The new Crazy Larry! Well done
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    boobs you're a fucking clown

    And?
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  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    Intersectional_Dawg said:

    Pappy was alright, though he let his advisors push him into pussing out in Iraq when there actually was a civil society ready to jump in and take over.

    A civil society in Iraq? Fucking lol. They are animals and are showing their true nature. The Middle East needs its secular dictators to keep them in check. Hussein was a necessary evil. We foolishly took down that evil, and it was replaced by another worse kind of evil. Same with Quaddafi. For the same reason Assad needs to be propped up. The Russians are right about it.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    boobs you're a fucking clown

    And?
    Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up in Maltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know
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