Catching up at the Lazy T Ranch

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

George Bush worked at Jiffy Lube?

I think the Bush family actually owns Jiffy Lube. Putting me one step closer to him.

Mosster47

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Intersectional_Dawg

I'll never forgive HW for 1) letting Saddam put down the Shia uprising in 91, and 2) jizzing W into existence.

ThomasFremont

salemcoog said:

ThomasFremont said:

salemcoog said:

Intersectional_Dawg said:

Hmm.

Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.

Are you saying it's wrong?

Source?

I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state.

So the reports of the cake eater in chief golfing are false?

Swaye

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become coke fiends.

Mosster47

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.

The best and brightest don't enlist.

HTH

Swaye

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the A

Swaye said:

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

PurpleJ said:

Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.

#tuff

Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.

Air Force?

Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.

Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.

So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.

This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."

I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.

A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.

They didn't make me take the ASVAB to go to UW NROTC, or to fly jets, or to bomb ragheads. They made me take a bunch of other tests, but not the ASVAB. I had to take one on spatial apperception that was pretty cool. I guess I didn't fail it because they let me fly. Stupid Navy.

Kaepsknee

ThomasFremont said:

salemcoog said:

ThomasFremont said:

salemcoog said:

Intersectional_Dawg said:

Hmm.

Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.

Are you saying it's wrong?

Source?

I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state.

So the reports of the cake eater in chief golfing are false?

No but you have no idea how many times any of the people on your crayon graph hit the links in the time frame listed now do you?


You should really just stick to emo-twatting and crying about Romar.


It's definitely more your speed.