Catching up at the Lazy T Ranch


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I admire his tenacity and perseverance in shirking work, a real everyman's hero. -
Lay off the man. He was doing business deals on the golf course.
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Our presidents play golf and ride bikes with helmets. Putin goes hunting on horseback after he fucks babushka in the ass.
Haven't had a TUFF president since Bush 1.
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PurpleJ said:
Our presidents play golf and ride bikes with helmets. Putin goes hunting on horseback after he fucks babushka in the ass.
Haven't had a TUFF president since Teddy Roos.
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Disagree. Bush 1 was TUFF.
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Get shot down and evade cannibal Japs in WWII adn THEN pop off!Intersectional_Dawg said:PurpleJ said:Our presidents play golf and ride bikes with helmets. Putin goes hunting on horseback after he fucks babushka in the ass.
Haven't had a TUFF president since Teddy Roos.
Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with your point.
George H. W. Bush, then a 20-year-old pilot, was among nine airmen who escaped from their planes after being shot down during bombing raids on Chichi Jima, a tiny island 700 miles (1,100 km) south of Tokyo, in September 1944. Bush was the only one to evade capture by the Japanese.[1] After the war it was discovered that the captured airmen had been beaten and tortured before being executed. The airmen were beheaded on the orders of Lt Gen. Yoshio Tachibana (立花芳夫, Tachibana Yoshio). American authorities claimed that Japanese officers then ate parts of the bodies of four of the men.
Personal Report of Howard Ward of War Crimes at Chichi Jima
Personal Howard O. Ward of War Crimes at Chichi Jima
Tachibana, alongside 11 other Japanese personnel, was tried in August 1946 in relation to the execution of U.S. Navy airmen, and the cannibalism of at least one of them, during August 1944. Because military and international law did not specifically deal with cannibalism, they were tried for murder and "prevention of honorable burial".
This case was investigated in 1947 in a war crimes trial, and of 30 Japanese soldiers prosecuted, five (Maj. Matoba, Gen. Tachibana, Adm. Mori, Capt. Yoshii, and Dr. Teraki) were found guilty.[2] Tachibana was sentenced to death, and hanged.[3] In his book Flyboys: A True Story of Courage, James Bradley details several instances of cannibalism of World War II Allied prisoners by their Japanese captors.[4] The author claims that this included not only ritual cannibalization of the livers of freshly killed prisoners, but also the cannibalization-for-sustenance of living prisoners over the course of several days, amputating limbs only as needed to keep the meat fresh.[5] -
Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Pappy was alright, though he let his advisors push him into pussing out in Iraq when there actually was a civil society ready to jump in and take over.
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I like my war heros to not have been captured.ThomasFremont said:
Get shot down and evade cannibal Japs in WWII adn THEN pop off!Intersectional_Dawg said:PurpleJ said:Our presidents play golf and ride bikes with helmets. Putin goes hunting on horseback after he fucks babushka in the ass.
Haven't had a TUFF president since Teddy Roos.
Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with your point.
George H. W. Bush, then a 20-year-old pilot, was among nine airmen who escaped from their planes after being shot down during bombing raids on Chichi Jima, a tiny island 700 miles (1,100 km) south of Tokyo, in September 1944. Bush was the only one to evade capture by the Japanese.[1] After the war it was discovered that the captured airmen had been beaten and tortured before being executed. The airmen were beheaded on the orders of Lt Gen. Yoshio Tachibana (立花芳夫, Tachibana Yoshio). American authorities claimed that Japanese officers then ate parts of the bodies of four of the men.
Personal Report of Howard Ward of War Crimes at Chichi Jima
Personal Howard O. Ward of War Crimes at Chichi Jima
Tachibana, alongside 11 other Japanese personnel, was tried in August 1946 in relation to the execution of U.S. Navy airmen, and the cannibalism of at least one of them, during August 1944. Because military and international law did not specifically deal with cannibalism, they were tried for murder and "prevention of honorable burial".
This case was investigated in 1947 in a war crimes trial, and of 30 Japanese soldiers prosecuted, five (Maj. Matoba, Gen. Tachibana, Adm. Mori, Capt. Yoshii, and Dr. Teraki) were found guilty.[2] Tachibana was sentenced to death, and hanged.[3] In his book Flyboys: A True Story of Courage, James Bradley details several instances of cannibalism of World War II Allied prisoners by their Japanese captors.[4] The author claims that this included not only ritual cannibalization of the livers of freshly killed prisoners, but also the cannibalization-for-sustenance of living prisoners over the course of several days, amputating limbs only as needed to keep the meat fresh.[5] -
Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.Intersectional_Dawg said:
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Fuck those guys. Nobody pissed and moaned when Xi visited Seattle and shut down I-5 in BOTH directions for six hours including the afternoon commute.priapism said:White House South -> Expensive Mar-a-Lago Resort Ad
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/05/lantana-palm-beach-county-airport-trump-hogs-airspace.html
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-palm-beach-county-tax-trump-visits-20170410-story.html
Nobody cries like a little girl in the press every time he shut down Oahu.
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Are you saying it's wrong?salemcoog said:
Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.Intersectional_Dawg said:
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Grossly misleading to anyone with half a brain.
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ThomasFremont said:
Are you saying it's wrong?salemcoog said:
Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.Intersectional_Dawg said:
Hmm.
Source?
I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state. -
You gotta respect a guy who can take the silver spoon out of his mouth and serve his country. Every President since him has been a coward.Intersectional_Dawg said:Pappy was alright, though he let his advisors push him into pussing out in Iraq when there actually was a civil society ready to jump in and take over.
Brb, listening to war pigs. -
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Thank you for your service.Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
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George Bush worked at Jiffy Lube?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Don't make my dead grandpa have to rise from the grave and kick your soft gen x ass.Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
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I think the Bush family actually owns Jiffy Lube. Putting me one step closer to him.DerekJohnson said:
George Bush worked at Jiffy Lube?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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I'll never forgive HW for 1) letting Saddam put down the Shia uprising in 91, and 2) jizzing W into existence.
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So the reports of the cake eater in chief golfing are false?salemcoog said:ThomasFremont said:
Are you saying it's wrong?salemcoog said:
Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.Intersectional_Dawg said:
Hmm.
Source?
I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state. -
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become coke fiends.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
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Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least. -
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
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They didn't make me take the ASVAB to go to UW NROTC, or to fly jets, or to bomb ragheads. They made me take a bunch of other tests, but not the ASVAB. I had to take one on spatial apperception that was pretty cool. I guess I didn't fail it because they let me fly. Stupid Navy.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least. -
No but you have no idea how many times any of the people on your crayon graph hit the links in the time frame listed now do you?ThomasFremont said:
So the reports of the cake eater in chief golfing are false?salemcoog said:ThomasFremont said:
Are you saying it's wrong?salemcoog said:
Seems like a reliable vetted graphic to me.Intersectional_Dawg said:
Hmm.
Source?
I mean it has about as much credibility as a crayon drawing in its current state.
You should really just stick to emo-twatting and crying about Romar.
It's definitely more your speed.