Catching up at the Lazy T Ranch
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for the conservatives in this thread -
Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.Mosster47 said:
OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@oregonblitzkrieg would destroy youMosster47 said:
I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
HTH
I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.
Mission: Accomplished.
Tough break about your boyfriend though. -
I'm dumb, so I joined the Army.
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So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.Mosster47 said:
OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@oregonblitzkrieg would destroy youMosster47 said:
I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
HTH
I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.
Mission: Accomplished.
Tough break about your boyfriend though.
It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element. -
Huh?Mosster47 said:
So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.Mosster47 said:
OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@oregonblitzkrieg would destroy youMosster47 said:
I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
HTH
I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.
Mission: Accomplished.
Tough break about your boyfriend though.
It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element. -
You should fashion a ligature out of some of your spare guitar strings and strangle yourself and post a live feed here.Mosster47 said:
So you faked your own death to a bunch of people that actually want you to die to get attention and you crawl back to play internet tough guy?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Says the clown who sells used guitars to gumps in backwards ass Alabama. You're nothing but an insect I already scraped off the bottom of my shoe. You can show up at the 7-11 though if you want a few more teeth knocked out of your jaw.Mosster47 said:
OBK couldn't even handle these boards. He is a turd that life already flushed.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
@oregonblitzkrieg would destroy youMosster47 said:
I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
HTH
I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.
Mission: Accomplished.
Tough break about your boyfriend though.
It's not even funny anymore. Poor and stupid doesn't fit the demographics here. You're out of your element. -
You don't straddle the line between Race and Swaye. You straddle the line between Todd Doxey and Canard. HTH. Now go tie a rock to your leg and drown yourself in the McKenzie.Mosster47 said:
You have no idea how much precision it takes to straddle the line between @RaceBannon and @Swaye , it's fucking exhausting.salemcoog said:
Sounds like we'd all shit down our leg to have your life.Mosster47 said:
I didn't want to join the military after college, that's child's play.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The best and brightest don't enlist.Mosster47 said:
Oh so you wanted to go in the Air Force, but botched the ASwaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
Oh so you did pretty well on the ASVAB, but not good enough, got it.Swaye said:
Pfft. Air Force. Bunch of fags. Flare to land, squat to pee. Navy where real men fly. And become alcoholics.Mosster47 said:
Air Force?Swaye said:
Hey, I won some awards for blowing up towel heads. I also went to SERE school and got beaten with a rubber hose for several days, which is nothing at all like evading cannibal Japs because my torturers gave me pizza when it was over and didn't eat my legs one at a time. Also, instead of becoming the Director of the CIA and then President after the Navy, I just did drugs and fucked off all the time, trying to stay as far away from high achievement as possible. I ended up in jail and rehab, which is sort of like being President Clinton only I don't have armed guards, or any money, or any power, and nobody really knows who I am. But anyway, I am sort of like Bush. But not much. That's really all I am trying to say here.PurpleJ said:Bush was a the youngest naval aviator to date at age 18 and was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. People forget that.
#tuff
So I score an average of 94 on the ASVAB and I'm at MEPPS picking out a job. My recruiter told me to have a guaranteed job before I went to basic.
This guy tells me I qualify for every job in the Air Force. He starts showing me all these crazy ass nuclear related jobs, radar, ICBM, etc. I knew nothing of the military at the time so I asked the simple question of the guy working on nuclear reactors obviously makes more than the guy handing out basketballs at the gym. He looks at me like I'm retarded and say "No, this is the military. Everyone makes the same."
I told him to give me the easiest job with the shortest tech school and the highest probability to be stationed anywhere I wanted.
A clear cut example of when the best & brightest have no incentive they are smart enough to know to try the least.
HTH
I wanted it paid for so I could not work and bang Scottsdale sluts on the tax payers dime. Then get a kush government job after.
Mission: Accomplished. -
boobs you're a fucking clown
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Would you fucking jackasses hijack a different thread? Christ on a fucking pogo stick!




