United Airlines & Yoga Pants

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Dumbest fucking clickbait non-story in at least a month.

Oh, Sarah mouthy Jew Silverman tweeted about it? Along with 6 other d listers? Wow, I might have to rethink my opinion now.

But will you reCARE?

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Intersectional_Dawg said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

I bet as soon as the Emirates girls get back to whatever backwards ass Islamic country they come from, it's straight back to the burquas, the beatings, the stonings if they step out of line. Like the fake ass country UAE, put on a show for the foreign tourists to get the infidel money, then back to business as usual behind closed doors.

Get out of the trailer park once in a while.

Grow some balls and poast under your real name, Mike Damone.

Boobs or Harv IMO

doogie said:

Great Fake News article.

The girls were traveling on employee passes, representing United Airlines, Dad's employer. Dad's employer has a dress code policy whenever he or his family want to travel for FREE.

Hopefully, Dad gets fired so the girls can learn a lesson.

At the same time, how the fuck would the passengers know the yoga pant wearing women were representing United Airlines?

No passenger is going to angering tweet that the stand by passangers aren't nicely dressed.

The gate attendant that hides behind, "I'm just following the rules" is a way too serious cunt.

The policy is FS. If there is room on the plane, let the fucking free stand by passangers on.

Meth customer from the hamburger stand in eastern Montana?

I've been far more impressed with the talent on Aegean Airlines and TAP Portugal than Lufthansa (which is still above the U.S. based airlines).

For a sampling of Aegean flight attendants, please see

https://www.linkedin.com/in/anastasia-karakitsou-028743a6/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/rena-vogiatzi-b49550109/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/valentina-grigoriou-818563104/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mary-karapanagiotou-093745ab/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/vera-giogaki-0ab94bb4/

https://www.linkedin.com/in/demi-tasiopoulou-03b62b49/

salemcoog said:

AZDuck said:

I was expecting this to be a thread about taint licking Islamofags

Keep Scrolling

BearsWiin said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

BearsWiin said:

Lufthansa stewardess were all older than me, which isn't what I want in a flight attendant. Austrian Airlines connection from Frankfurt to Vienna was much much better.

Sounds like you just got unlucky and took the wrong flight.

This Lufthansa crew was just a bunch of frumpy old helgas, but boy howdy are they efficient.

Might as well have been a bunch of nattily attired gay men with fag accents

And don't get me started on male nurses

BearsWiin said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

BearsWiin said:

Lufthansa stewardess were all older than me, which isn't what I want in a flight attendant. Austrian Airlines connection from Frankfurt to Vienna was much much better.

Sounds like you just got unlucky and took the wrong flight.

Seats were more comfortable than the Norwegian Air Dreamliner I took to Paris last year. We had a Thai stewardess team then, and I'm not a fan of the Asian persuasion, so they did nothing for me. This Lufthansa crew was just a bunch of frumpy old helgas, but boy howdy are they efficient.

Norwegian is shit.

When I was leaving Frankfurt last month there was a smoking German police officer chick assigned to my departure gate. And carrying that big ass gun (uzi or whatever, I don't know guns. Fuck off)... OMG. I was trying to think of a crime to commit to get frisked and hauled away by her but decided against ending up in foreign jail.