Missing in Action - The Untold Story
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Post pics of the girl with her two dads or this is just another story about an indian caught with blow at a white mans party.
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I read it
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PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it. -
Are you an IT guy?Fenderbender123 said:On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
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I'm not a lawyer but I used to watch Night Court all the time back in the 80s. In exchange for successfully completing rehab (and pleading), the court will toss your charges. If you don't complete rehab or don't plead, you'll toss someone's salad in jail.Swaye said:PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it. -
HH: Tits AND great legal adviceCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm not a lawyer but I used to watch Night Court all the time back in the 80s. In exchange for successfully completing rehab (and pleading), the court will toss your charges. If you don't complete rehab or don't plead, you'll toss someone's salad in jail.Swaye said:PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it. -
SEE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU AVATAR SWITCH PEOPLE!!!!Swaye said:Gotten a couple PM's already for T&Ps to my drug habit. And yes, I blame all the avatar switching for my current predicament. FMFYFE
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You're a cop?Fenderbender123 said:On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
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You were way fucking cooler when you were facing multiple charges and serious time.
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@Swaye what happened to your buddy who domed the dad with a bottle?
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Assault and battery. Menacing. Some other shit. Not a faux war hero. He fucked.Edwin_Bambino said:@Swaye what happened to your buddy who domed the dad with a bottle?
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You guys hiring?Fenderbender123 said:On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
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Legend.....
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Damn danielSwaye said:
Assault and battery. Menacing. Some other shit. Not a faux war hero. He fucked.Edwin_Bambino said:@Swaye what happened to your buddy who domed the dad with a bottle?
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NTDBennyBeaver said:After some internet sleuthing, I found @Swaye 's mugshot:
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Boob's best post to date
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Always giving the white man credit for the red man's workRedRocket said:Boob's best post to date
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Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's bro
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill. -
If this happened when I was in the Navy I would be in Leavenworth or some shit. Good thing I got out to pursue my dreams as a drug crazed lunatic.AZDuck said:
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's bro
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill. -
Video from Swaye's cell.
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@swaye Maybe this will help in court
MY HEART HURTS FOR US.
pic.twitter.com/pIU4008Uqq— RogelioGarcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) February 23, 2017 ">MY HEART HURTS FOR US. pic.twitter.com/pIU4008Uqq
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Cringed at the pale skinny crankster and brb'd to the young hoe wit da tittays!!!! -
We have a new CIC. Rape isn't as big a dealSwaye said:
If this happened when I was in the Navy I would be in Leavenworth or some shit. Good thing I got out to pursue my dreams as a drug crazed lunatic.AZDuck said:
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's bro
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill. -
Tell the judge you're a descendant of the Incas on your mom's side and that cocaine is for traditional medicinal use. Wear the medicine man outfit to sell it
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How's the pussy?
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I go in next Saturday. I'll let you know then. Watch it be all dudes sharing their feelings. 9th circle of hell shit if true.backthepack said:How's the pussy?
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You'll meet some alienated stripper that wants to get high and fuck minorities cause she hates her racist disciplinarian father...Swaye said:
I go in next Saturday. I'll let you know then. Watch it be all dudes sharing their feelings. 9th circle of hell shit if true.backthepack said:How's the pussy?
At group meetings just space out and when called upon hesitantly mumble about peeling away levels of self deceit and aspiring to reach deeper levels of honesty within yourself...
Throw in an occasional "I used to be a talkative know it all, I really need to listen" and your counselor will write a glowing review... -
Sounds like you have experience. You'll be my phone a friend if things go sideways. I plan to do things exactly like you lay out. Especially the "listen" lie thing. That's gold.tenndawg said:
You'll meet some alienated stripper that wants to get high and fuck minorities cause she hates her racist disciplinarian father...Swaye said:
I go in next Saturday. I'll let you know then. Watch it be all dudes sharing their feelings. 9th circle of hell shit if true.backthepack said:How's the pussy?
At group meetings just space out and when called upon hesitantly mumble about peeling away levels of self deceit and aspiring to reach deeper levels of honesty within yourself...
Throw in an occasional "I used to be a talkative know it all, I really need to listen" and your counselor will write a glowing review...
