Missing in Action - The Untold Story
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Assault and battery. Menacing. Some other shit. Not a faux war hero. He fucked.Edwin_Bambino said:@Swaye what happened to your buddy who domed the dad with a bottle?
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You guys hiring?Fenderbender123 said:On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
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Legend.....
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Damn danielSwaye said:
Assault and battery. Menacing. Some other shit. Not a faux war hero. He fucked.Edwin_Bambino said:@Swaye what happened to your buddy who domed the dad with a bottle?
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NTDBennyBeaver said:After some internet sleuthing, I found @Swaye 's mugshot:
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Boob's best post to date
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Always giving the white man credit for the red man's workRedRocket said:Boob's best post to date
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Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's bro
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill. -
If this happened when I was in the Navy I would be in Leavenworth or some shit. Good thing I got out to pursue my dreams as a drug crazed lunatic.AZDuck said:
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:t's and p's bro
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill.
