On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
Next time do this shit in Loudoun...I could have gotten you out of all this shit. I don't know any of the judges or cops in Frederick Or Jefferson County.
Next time do this shit in Loudoun...I could have gotten you out of all this shit. I don't know any of the judges or cops in Frederick Or Jefferson County.
As soon as I get out of rehab I will do my drugs in Loudoun for sure.
Hardcore Husky: Where drug use is encouraged and enabled.
1. Front page STAT and please take over DFI from me since I can never write anything here again after reading this
B. White idiot is redundant
3. Do the 90. Rehab is for quitters
1. This is the greatest compliment I have ever received. Tertiary point: I can't take over DFI because I spent all weekend in the clink thinking of how to word this post. I'm not quick witted enough for your hot takes.
B. Wisdom
3. This is a tough one. Rehab they are pointing me to is 30 days and I can take my iPAD and phone. Jail is 90 days and I probably get raped by five dudes in the shower. So yeah, jail is probably the better call.
Next time do this shit in Loudoun...I could have gotten you out of all this shit. I don't know any of the judges or cops in Frederick Or Jefferson County.
As soon as I get out of rehab I will do my drugs in Loudoun for sure.
Hardcore Husky: Where drug use is encouraged and enabled.
I love this fucking shit hole.
The fact that you have multiple HH poasters to help bail you out in Loudoun should really tell you something.
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it.
On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it.
I'm not a lawyer but I used to watch Night Court all the time back in the 80s. In exchange for successfully completing rehab (and pleading), the court will toss your charges. If you don't complete rehab or don't plead, you'll toss someone's salad in jail.
PostScript: Lawyer called late last night after talking to the judge in chambers (whatever the fuck that means - I should watch more Law and Order).
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it.
I'm not a lawyer but I used to watch Night Court all the time back in the 80s. In exchange for successfully completing rehab (and pleading), the court will toss your charges. If you don't complete rehab or don't plead, you'll toss someone's salad in jail.
On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
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Hardcore Husky: Where drug use is encouraged and enabled.
I love this fucking shit hole.
1. Front page STAT and please take over DFI from me since I can never write anything here again after reading this
B. White idiot is redundant
3. Do the 90. Rehab is for quitters
B. Wisdom
3. This is a tough one. Rehab they are pointing me to is 30 days and I can take my iPAD and phone. Jail is 90 days and I probably get raped by five dudes in the shower. So yeah, jail is probably the better call.
Love ya BFF buddy! Xoxox
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
Indecency charge was thrown out. I never pulled out my dong or touched her. Shit charge levelled because of a hysterical Dad who just got pummeled by a Yuengling.
Mayhem charge thrown out because based on police reports I didn't start the fight. This is the only one I wanted to stick. Now I will have to say "charged with Mayhem" to sound cool in bars, not convicted of mayhem. Still cool. I guess.
Battery dropped to simple misdemeanor assault because of my war hero status. Couldn't get out of it because a cop saw me knee a guy in the face and then kick him in the ribs. Oops.
So, the possession is the sticking point. Judge has agreed in principle to also wipe this off my record (not sure how that even works, we have any lawyers here?) if I go to rehab. Rehab is looking like the best option. No jail. 3 times shorter. Good dating scene that doesn't involve my ass getting plungered, etc. And now clean drug record if I do the rehab.
I am in court next week to plead this out and get sentenced. One week to decide what to do. Might need some peyote and a vision quest to guide me. Jail and a permanent record, or rehab and clean. Signs point to rehab. Orkin was informed of parts of my situation yesterday and is supposed to render a verdict today. Is it weird I am hoping to get fired?
I need to get laid. Any of you fags have easy sisters? I'm tired and don't want to have to work for it.
#OurHerosDieSlowly
Still way cooler than the rest of us fucking losers around this joint, though.