On one hand, it's fucked up that drugs are illegal. On the other hand, drugs being illegal makes them way cooler to do. So it's kind of a conundrum. I'm sorry you got caught. It's too bad you don't work where I do...if I got caught with drugs, my company would just suspend me (with pay), while paying for me to go to rehab.
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill.
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill.
If this happened when I was in the Navy I would be in Leavenworth or some shit. Good thing I got out to pursue my dreams as a drug crazed lunatic.
I have a friend I used to work with who got 90 days in Pima Co. jail just for a DUI (I guess it was his second...but still, wtf). Apparently he hit another car and the woman claimed whiplash so they added in a bullshit charge. I had to write a letter to his judge...twice. It did not help apparently.
Your story is 50 x cooler though. I hate 99% of the Tequila length posts, but that delivered big time. I say do the rehab and bang all the decent looking, vulnerable chicks.
Your letter must have been on a par with your anti-SECSECSEC screeds.
@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill.
If this happened when I was in the Navy I would be in Leavenworth or some shit. Good thing I got out to pursue my dreams as a drug crazed lunatic.
Tell the judge you're a descendant of the Incas on your mom's side and that cocaine is for traditional medicinal use. Wear the medicine man outfit to sell it
I go in next Saturday. I'll let you know then. Watch it be all dudes sharing their feelings. 9th circle of hell shit if true.
You'll meet some alienated stripper that wants to get high and fuck minorities cause she hates her racist disciplinarian father...
At group meetings just space out and when called upon hesitantly mumble about peeling away levels of self deceit and aspiring to reach deeper levels of honesty within yourself...
Throw in an occasional "I used to be a talkative know it all, I really need to listen" and your counselor will write a glowing review...
I go in next Saturday. I'll let you know then. Watch it be all dudes sharing their feelings. 9th circle of hell shit if true.
You'll meet some alienated stripper that wants to get high and fuck minorities cause she hates her racist disciplinarian father...
At group meetings just space out and when called upon hesitantly mumble about peeling away levels of self deceit and aspiring to reach deeper levels of honesty within yourself...
Throw in an occasional "I used to be a talkative know it all, I really need to listen" and your counselor will write a glowing review...
Sounds like you have experience. You'll be my phone a friend if things go sideways. I plan to do things exactly like you lay out. Especially the "listen" lie thing. That's gold.
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@Swaye Oh, and there's a lot of fake lawyers on this bored. The deal sounds pretty good. Especially if Orkin considers fucking with your security clearance. If you were still on active duty you would be looking at a general court-martial and 7 to 12 months in the brig - more if they wanted to try and run with sexy charges - which in the Army they definitely would because Claire McCaskill.
MY HEART HURTS FOR US.
pic.twitter.com/pIU4008Uqq— RogelioGarcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) February 23, 2017 ">Cringed at the pale skinny crankster and brb'd to the young hoe wit da tittays!!!!
At group meetings just space out and when called upon hesitantly mumble about peeling away levels of self deceit and aspiring to reach deeper levels of honesty within yourself...
Throw in an occasional "I used to be a talkative know it all, I really need to listen" and your counselor will write a glowing review...