All Time Historical Existential Threats to US Power Rankings
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Whitey had too much Guns, Germs and Steel. Some burnt wagons and cabins but no existential threat.Pitchfork51 said:Swaye vs whitey
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Big PIA for the early Republic but no existential threat either. Good historical footnote, however, in that this ain't our first rodeo with Muslims.Doog_de_Jour said:No love for the Barbary states?
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Indeed. It is one of my favorite lesser known wars of US military history though - I mean, come on, there were PIRATES! and our biggest ally was Sweden.YellowSnow said:
Big PIA for the early Republic but no existential threat either. Good historical footnote, however, in that this ain't our first rodeo with Muslims.Doog_de_Jour said:No love for the Barbary states?
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The largest empire in human history too high?RaceBannon said:Great Britain too high. They could have won but they would have faced the same kind of price at home that we would face today if we killed all our cousins if we had cousins in a country giving us shit and dumping our tea.
1 Soviets - they had nukes
2. Nazis - they had desire
3. Japan - fuckers were crazy
4. China today
5. Iran today
Fuck the rest
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I'm gonna go ahead and rank Canada as #1 threat.
Those fuckers are undefeated against us all-time. God forbid if they ever get serious about dropping Tim Hortons franchises here. We are fucked against such deliciousness.
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I don't know what Tim Horton's is, but I imagine fighting a bunch of canucks hopped up on maple syrup beating people to death with hockey sticks while riding bears into battle would be a fearsome sight.
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That's pretty much Tim Hortons. Except with donuts.PurpleJ said:I don't know what Tim Horton's is, but I imagine fighting a bunch of canucks hopped up on maple syrup beating people to death with hockey sticks while riding bears into battle would be a fearsome sight.
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I'm guessing the donuts will be meant to reduce our agility and Bryan Adams records will be used to turn our brains into mush ala Mars Attacks. Doomed!PurpleThrobber said:
That's pretty much Tim Hortons. Except with donuts.PurpleJ said:I don't know what Tim Horton's is, but I imagine fighting a bunch of canucks hopped up on maple syrup beating people to death with hockey sticks while riding bears into battle would be a fearsome sight.
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