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All Time Historical Existential Threats to US Power Rankings

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
edited February 2017 in Tug Tavern
1 – Kingdom of Great Britain 1775- 1781

2- USSR 1949- 1991

3- Confederate State of America 1861- 1865

4- United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1812- 15

5- NAZI Germany 1941- 45

6- Empire of Japan 1941- 45

7- Russian Federation at Present

8- People’s Republic of China at Present

9- Revolutionary France/French Empire 1792- 1803

10- 4 way tie between Iran, Islamic Terrorism, N. Korea, Injuns
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Cal-exit too high

    Fixed.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,091 Founders Club
    Great Britain too high. They could have won but they would have faced the same kind of price at home that we would face today if we killed all our cousins if we had cousins in a country giving us shit and dumping our tea.

    1 Soviets - they had nukes

    2. Nazis - they had desire

    3. Japan - fuckers were crazy

    4. China today

    5. Iran today

    Fuck the rest
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    1. Gigantopithecus vs the dinosaurs.

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    Everything else.

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    SMOD

    Everything else
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    SMOD

    Everything else

    Like dinosaur killing shit?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye vs whitey
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Swaye vs whitey

    Whitey had too much Guns, Germs and Steel. Some burnt wagons and cabins but no existential threat.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    No love for the Barbary states?

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    Big PIA for the early Republic but no existential threat either. Good historical footnote, however, in that this ain't our first rodeo with Muslims.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter

    No love for the Barbary states?

    image

    Big PIA for the early Republic but no existential threat either. Good historical footnote, however, in that this ain't our first rodeo with Muslims.
    Indeed. It is one of my favorite lesser known wars of US military history though - I mean, come on, there were PIRATES! and our biggest ally was Sweden.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Great Britain too high. They could have won but they would have faced the same kind of price at home that we would face today if we killed all our cousins if we had cousins in a country giving us shit and dumping our tea.

    1 Soviets - they had nukes

    2. Nazis - they had desire

    3. Japan - fuckers were crazy

    4. China today

    5. Iran today

    Fuck the rest

    The largest empire in human history too high?

    *sigh*
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I don't know what Tim Horton's is, but I imagine fighting a bunch of canucks hopped up on maple syrup beating people to death with hockey sticks while riding bears into battle would be a fearsome sight.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't know what Tim Horton's is, but I imagine fighting a bunch of canucks hopped up on maple syrup beating people to death with hockey sticks while riding bears into battle would be a fearsome sight.

    That's pretty much Tim Hortons. Except with donuts.
    I'm guessing the donuts will be meant to reduce our agility and Bryan Adams records will be used to turn our brains into mush ala Mars Attacks. Doomed!
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,091 Founders Club
    I got a stalker
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,347 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Swaye vs whitey

    Whitey had too much Guns, Germs and Steel. Some burnt wagons and cabins but no existential threat.
    Good book, by the way
    Too soon. Dick.
    That's why I love this place, there are people in here who have actually read Guns, Germs, and Steel: The fate of Human Societies .... or maybe simply watched the NG series. Either way, cool beans.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited February 2017
    1. The unchecked power of SCOTUS
    2. The two party system
    3. The American voter

















    Everything else
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    Great Britain too high. They could have won but they would have faced the same kind of price at home that we would face today if we killed all our cousins if we had cousins in a country giving us shit and dumping our tea.

    1 Soviets - they had nukes

    2. Nazis - they had desire

    3. Japan - fuckers were crazy

    4. China today

    5. Iran today

    Fuck the rest

    The largest empire in human history too high?

    *sigh*
    Depends upon which British Empire you're talking about. The one I reference - i.e., that during the Revolutionary War and War of 1812 - was a lot smaller than the "Sun Never Sets Up It" British Empire which didn't really get going until the mid to later 1800's. By that point the only real threat that version of the Empire posed to us was getting the in way of our Manifest Destiny (we should have taken British Columbia) and they were considering recognizing the CSA which would have been bad.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,091 Founders Club
    The British only slaughtered their colored colonies and even at that they lost them

    Worst case we end up a commonwealth. More likely we keep trying until we won.

    The wild card is Canada. People forget they are 1 and 0 against us
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,091 Founders Club
    Didn't see that @YellowSnow debunked my Canada crack
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,347 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye vs whitey

    Whitey had too much Guns, Germs and Steel. Some burnt wagons and cabins but no existential threat.
    Good book, by the way
    Too soon. Dick.
    Actually, Gun, Germs, and Steel sticks up for injuns and points out that it wasn't that the white man was more bad ass, but rather just random accidents of history. In this case, it was mostly the germs part.
    Less random acts of history, more luck in geography and associated advantages. More productive agriculture, availability of livestock for herding and as beasts of burden, exposure to germs from livestock that strengthened the population through natural selection and allowed for a deadly disease conduit from Eurasia to the Americas and elsewhere, more free time to develop technology due to advantages in agriculture and livestock, etc, etc. He does essentially dismiss potential cultural influences, which IMO explain why peoples with the same "geographic" advantages advance at different rates and why some started strong and stalled along the way, but all in all a good read.