Whats your crowning athletic achievement?
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I set the shuttle run record at my high school and I ran a 4:40 mile in pads one time. Won the all around fitness contest freshman and sophomore year, where you were rated in 15 different events. Never took state in soccer but I lost 2 finals at the club level, one of which was in heartbreaking fashion where we blew a 3 goal lead in the last 15 minutes and lost in overtime. One time I scored 6 goals in a game during a summer tournament and talked mad shit. Also got to witness a guy breaking his fibia which was pretty cool.
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Most spliffs, 40's, an hoes in grade school. Record still stands.
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You lying fuck J. You never played sports!PurpleJ said:I set the shuttle run record at my high school and I ran a 4:40 mile in pads one time. Won the all around fitness contest freshman and sophomore year, where you were rated in 15 different events. Never took state in soccer but I lost 2 finals at the club level, one of which was in heartbreaking fashion where we blew a 3 goal lead in the last 15 minutes and lost in overtime. One time I scored 6 goals in a game during a summer tournament and talked mad shit. Also got to witness a guy breaking his fibia which was pretty cool.
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2x Fantasy Football champion.
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Banging 3 Korean whores in one night in the Army.
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Looking forward to a few tales from @Doogles
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Would this count as a business transaction rather than an achievement? Mods can I get a ruling here?HUSKYFANATIC said:Banging 3 Korean whores in one night in the Army.
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I TKOed Mike Tyson in Punch Out in the second round. Nintendo Power magazine said it was impossible.
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I had a perfect week in Pickem last fall.
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An ex-duke assistant Pete Gaudet told me he liked my gayme at a camp.
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It was sport fucking! I9 year old in South Korea with US Army. Sport Fuckin all the way bro.WeakarmCobra said:
Would this count as a business transaction rather than an achievement? Mods can I get a ruling here?HUSKYFANATIC said:Banging 3 Korean whores in one night in the Army.
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My father was a referee in my 2nd grade soccer game and gave me a red card and ejection for a dirty slide tackle. No one had ever heard of an ejection from CYO soccer at the time (1980s).
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Which one?huskyfavre said:My father was a referee in my 2nd grade soccer game and gave me a red card and ejection for a dirty slide tackle. No one had ever heard of an ejection from CYO soccer at the time (1980s).
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The jewish one.dnc said:
Which one?huskyfavre said:My father was a referee in my 2nd grade soccer game and gave me a red card and ejection for a dirty slide tackle. No one had ever heard of an ejection from CYO soccer at the time (1980s).
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Rollie Massimino (Villanova) Basketball Camp
Came down 1 on 1 on break against Jeff Ruland and scored
He was 6'11" and became an NBA All Star...
Two different sports at 2 different colleges, but that was narcissistic glory moment- yeah, I know it's pathetic to remember decades later... -
This is slightly in between athletics and fitness, but I scored a 300 on the military fitness test when I went through bootcamp at the age of 22 (I took a year away of college to consider other options in life, and did a stint in the Nat'l Guard, thought I went through regular army boot camp in South Carolina). It has been many years and my memory is a bit fuzy, but I think this meant doing 80 pushups in 2 minutes (real pushups), 80 situps in 2 minutes, and running 2 miles in under 13 minutes. I was the only guy in my company with this achievement. The situps was the hardest part for me.
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Does cheerleading count for athletics? If so, then fucking a Bothell cheerleader on the first date.
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You know whyTurdBuffer said:Does cheerleading count for athletics? If so, then fucking a Bothell cheerleader on the first date.
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I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers. -
Down for voted for taking charges. Go play for Duke, faggot.RoadDawg55 said:I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers. -
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Down for voted for taking charges. Go run a 2-3 zone at the playground, faggot.RoadDawg55 said:I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers. -
I'm white bruh. I was a high school Dook player. J wasn't as wet as the typical Dook SG/SF. Coach was a good coach but wasn't creative at all. He's had a bunch of good players and a current NBA guy but never wins a championship because he was so star oriented.allpurpleallgold said:
Down for voted for taking charges. Go play for Duke, faggot.RoadDawg55 said:I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers.
He suffocated careers of guys who chopped in AAU growing up. A lot of kids don't realize it's just a doofus yelling at you and tense up. Winning was the goal, but he enjoyed punking certain players for a psychological reason. It was funny as fuck too. Truly the Bobby Knight of high school b ball.
Washington high school b ball used to be bullshit. No shot clock so a lot of teams just passed it around forever until someone got lulled to sleep. -
i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
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I would ply for Duke but 2-3 is weak. 1-2-2 full court. Man to man and just play some fucking team defense. Talk shit and bait the 30% Kobe wannabe into jacking shots. Or let them dump it into the post and let the 6'8" white kid shit his pants when he gets trapped. Anyone with hand eye coordination and instincts can be serviceable at any level of Washington high school spots unless you're playing Bellevue.dnc said:allpurpleallgold said:
Down for voted for taking charges. Go run a 2-3 zone at the playground, faggot.RoadDawg55 said:I was really fucking good. If you're not a creep you can pm me for my name and school.
Football, basketball, baseball.. All league football and basketball. 4A school. Unfortunately I was white and ran a high 4.8 and had a 26" vert. Unless you are a star, 90% of the battle is playing hard and confidence.
Football wise, I could hit and had great hands. High school QB's are garbage. Easy to bait and manipulate while playing zone. The OL are fat and white. Time the snap right and they will never block you. Alex Linnecole (Oregon State) was the only guy that ever picked it up.
Streaky shooter in basketball. Took charges. Knocked down threes. Boxed out. 11 point 6 boards a game Sr year. Best game was a 21, 12, and 7 against Mt T (state team). Once scored 34 and beat Isaiah Thomas' team in 8th grade. First memory of him was our coach cussing us out in 5th grade for allowing a fucking midget to drop 40 on us. Dude was always unreal. A great example of confidence and people who criticize helicopter parents should sometimes fuck off. Why do you think he is in the league?
Not a lockdown defender but good in a team scheme. Most high school athletes really don't know the game.
Could have played d-3 in either football or basketball, but going to a small school sucks. I wanted to talk shit and smoke weed. What was the point to work your ass off for 200 people in the stands and going to a high school version of college.
Quit baseball but was very good as a kid. Struggled to hit the curve as a got older. Glove was always money and I always played SS then CF as I was older.
Should have coached football, but I was too interested in partying and fucking girls. I regret that I didn't from time to time.
Am I being an uncle Rico? Yes. But I really was fucking good and loved the game more than my peers.
Why you think the wing-T bullshit works so well? 95% of high school coaches are incredibly fucking stupid. My football coach played at WSU and the NFL and didn't know how overtime worked. Team got 2nd in state 4 years after I left.
Bob Lucy at Curtis won 4 titles and might be the dumbest fucking man I ever met. -
Hey Pup, how was the team in Maltby? Anna suck your dick under the bleachers after the 1A championship?
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I was about to take that bet. My pong game is pretty tight.RoadDawg55 said:i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
Then I remembered your Asian. -
I got a bunch of misfits together and beat the big gym across the street in a dodge ball tournament in Vegas. They made a documentary about it.
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Boobie, can you tell us about getting the high score in pinball at the local arcade?
Race, can you tell us about that stormy November game with the leather helmets?
J, can you tell us about how you scored a goal in a 6-1 loss to FC United?
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Yeah but I'll fuck your ass up in foosball.RoadDawg55 said:i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
Bitch.
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