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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
    Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

    How did that 4 years shit work out......

    Shit Doogs are still "waiting" on Sark in YEAR FIVE!
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
    Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

    How did that 4 years shit work out......

    You must have missed the memo. Sark is only in his second year.

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Let it play out
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  • Haid_D_Salaami
    Haid_D_Salaami Member Posts: 541
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
    Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

    How did that 4 years shit work out......

    Shit Doogs are still "waiting" on Sark in YEAR FIVE!
    The fucking retards will wait longer than that. After the moral victory in the Idaho Famous Potato Bowl Classic....next year is gonna be "special". But WAIT! Built in doog excuse for next year. New QB...I can see it now. "Rome wasn't built in a day you know". So year 7 or 8 at a minimum.

    Guarantee you one thing...IF.. Sark is finally run, every doog will chime in about how they knew Sark wasn't the right guy all along. And they'll give him some silly doogish name like HWSNBN. Just like with Tyrone. Book it!

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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"
    Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

    How did that 4 years shit work out......

    Shit Doogs are still "waiting" on Sark in YEAR FIVE!
    The fucking retards will wait longer than that. After the moral victory in the Idaho Famous Potato Bowl Classic....next year is gonna be "special". But WAIT! Built in doog excuse for next year. New QB...I can see it now. "Rome wasn't built in a day you know". So year 7 or 8 at a minimum.

    Guarantee you one thing...IF.. Sark is finally run, every doog will chime in about how they knew Sark wasn't the right guy all along. And they'll give him some silly doogish name like HWSNBN. Just like with Tyrone. Book it!

    There is a huge thread how we are going to be better in 2014. Go to that thread now and save the screen shots. F3 and several Doogs are act like Sankey is now big deal "Who was Sankey going into last year?".

    Someone brought up lack of experience at QB then F3 was like look at Hundley, Marriota, Stanford QB, etc.

    Yet you damn well know when UW struggles next year the young QB card will be played.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    "Bumper Crop"
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  • tracker
    tracker Member Posts: 866

    How about a ride in the Way Back Machine. . .

    "NegaDawg", "PosiDawg"

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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,243 Standard Supporter
    Oh man, what a fucking smorgasbord. Gun to my head(gurgle): "elevation".
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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,243 Standard Supporter
    RoadDawg55 said:

    My favorite doogism comes from when we sign an undersized 2 star lineman. "After three years with Ivan, player X will be 50 pounds heavier and a monster by his redshirt junior year."

    My other favorite recruiting doogism is when a player like Jamie Bryant obviously sucks judging by no other offers and not even making an impact in high school, and Eklund will make up some bullshit like, "He has great feet" and doogs just eat it up.

    You've never had a 300lb man give you a footjob?
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  • death2ducks
    death2ducks Member Posts: 991
    edited November 2013
    Haid_D_Salaami said:

    4 YEARS! "You have to give a coach 4 FUCKING YEARS before you judge him"

    Every doog to the last said that. I don't need no fucking screen shots. They all know they said it...

    How did that 4 years shit work out......


    So, Egypt should have given the "Brotherhood" 4 years before they had an opinion? I'm not arguing, I just want to understand Doog Rules.

    Would the fucking Arabs tolerate Pool Boy? When you wear a scarf it makes you go faggot? I'm just a confused infidel, Haid D Salaami. Do you eat doog? Please show me the way to Paradise?

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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    The perennial 0-12 excuse with each passing year.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter
    It was used a lot on 2007 and 2008 back when the schedule was actually hard: "This year's team could be better despite having fewer wins!"

    Then there's the ever changing special year. Now it's anywhere between 2014 and 2018.
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  • WhiskeyDawg
    WhiskeyDawg Member Posts: 406
    ".....the altitude...."

    Get's me every time.
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  • TheKobeStopper
    TheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    He'll never qualify.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    CheersWestDawg said:

    3 pages and no one has brought up the biggest doogism of all time:

    "This is a young team."

    Brought up annually by Doog Fucking Baird and it's never been challenged by anyone in the Doog media. No one on KJR or Doogman has ever called anyone out for speaking this fucking tripe every year for the past 12 fucking years.

    I almost went there but I figured it was too easy.
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  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    It's the players who make the mistakes that lose games or prevent their team from winning, not the coaches.

    I'm probably not expressing this correctly or fully, but the doogism that's always driven me to distraction is the football ignorance or stupidity that has collegiate football playing athletes losing games because they lack talent or work ethic while their blameless coaches stand helpless on the sideline watching their program lose again while they draw huge salaries.
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  • poc81
    poc81 Member Posts: 219
    Any reference to kirk ferentz or frank beemer
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club
    poc81 said:

    Any reference to kirk ferentz or frank beemer

    Or Mike Riley
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Anything that follows "what I'm hearing..."
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    DugtheDoog said:

    Anyone remember when Enewallly was supposed to commit to UW and he held off so Ektard and Kim kept saying he has character issues and he's basically a bad kid? Then said Sark was done with him and Enewally will definitely not sign with UW and that he isn't very good anyway. 2 days later his fax comes into Sark and they make up some bullshit like PE called Sark and apologized for being a bad kid so Sark took him back.

    What a fucking joke.

    I got a time out for bashing Eklund about that. When Enewally was being an "idiot", Eklund said it was no big loss and that he was the worst player from Gahr the past few years. I asked him about Josh Perkins and some other 2* guys from Gahr that signed with Utah and Arizona and told him to quit making shit up because Enewally was not signing with UW and got banned for a week.

    I really don't think these guys are that well connected. They take guesses most of the time and you are bound to get some right. I love it when Doogs think these guys actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
    Here is how I understand it to work, as explained by someone who would know:

    They hear some good stuff now and again but aren't allowed to tell people so basically everything they do know is a secret and what they are willing to say is guessing.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,016
    edited November 2013
    "Why are you here troll?"

    That one is the universal last resort of the doog, front the dumbest of the dumb - krisV - to the slightly less dumb - everyone else.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

    The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

    The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.

    That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

    The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.

    That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
    It was a Kim GrinoldsFS special after the Arizona 52-17 plunger raping when Sark had Price throw it 52 times despite them being terrible against the run.
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  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756
    Rick won with Lambrught's recruits
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  • Your_Mom
    Your_Mom Member Posts: 393
    My favorite doogism recently is "Mora would rock here!"
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

    The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.

    That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
    It was a Kim GrinoldsFS special after the Arizona 52-17 plunger raping when Sark had Price throw it 52 times despite them being terrible against the run.
    "You beat Arizona by passing the ball. It was a great game plan, the players just didn't execute."

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