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Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?
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You have never coached at this level have you?
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I kind of put our dumb ass AD's in the same category as our Doogs.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
In defense of the Doogs, the fucktarded ADs of the last decade have actually lived up to that Doogism.He_Needs_More_Time said:"If you want shitty coach X fired who would come here that is better? Unless you can find someone better then you might as well stay the course with current shitty coach X".
Heard that one in 2007, 2003 and now it's made a comeback in 2013.
I also love when you do bring up coaches who are better than current shitty coach X they nit pick the fuck out of them or they say "He wouldn't come here anyways he has a CONTRACT!" -
You can't possibly expect kids to stay in state these days, especially when you have the internetz, facebook and Skype. We're in on bigger and better kids anyway.
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"We are recruiting a different type of athlete". Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean since he changes his system every couple of years.
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Recruits read these boards!
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Character issues. It's so fucking vague that even if they get called on it, F3 can passive-aggressively argue he was right until they realize it's not worth arguing with that POS.
And grade issues. They know 9 months later people will forget they said it and even if they're called on it they can pull the "he got a lot of work done and barely squeaked by." -
You must lead a miserable and pathetic life
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Look for a late commitment for Sark from...... Banner, Garnett, Armstead, Jack, Vanderdoes, Mixon, Baker, Pelon etc.
Mora hasn't proven he's any better than Sark. -
7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6 > 7-6
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My favorite doogism comes from when we sign an undersized 2 star lineman. "After three years with Ivan, player X will be 50 pounds heavier and a monster by his redshirt junior year."
My other favorite recruiting doogism is when a player like Jamie Bryant obviously sucks judging by no other offers and not even making an impact in high school, and Eklund will make up some bullshit like, "He has great feet" and doogs just eat it up.
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