TSIO Christmas Special: Bama Humbug

STARRING: @Tequilla as Nick Saban; @Dennis_DeYoung as Lane Kiffin, Kliff Kingsbury, and Gene Stallings; @CokeGreaterThanPepsi as Steve Sarkisian, Kevin Sumlin, and Mike Price; WilburHooksHands rounds it out with Narration, and Don James.
Merry Christmas you assholes. We thank Wilbur for his service! Fuck @SpoonieLuv!
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Im hoping to get a Walkman for Christmas so I'm excited to give this a listen tomorrow. Not sure if it will play metal cassettes so can you release the link for the standard plastic tape?
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lmao
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Since it's Christmas time I'll help... Stand next to your tree and light yourself on fire. That should solve your issues.SpoonieLuv said:Im hoping to get a Walkman for Christmas so I'm excited to give this a listen tomorrow. Not sure if it will play metal cassettes so can you release the link for the standard plastic tape?
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Shout out to TSIO dudes for helping me rewrite the shitty parts, I can't take all the credit for this!
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You must have gotten into some pretty dark, R-rated shit and beyond because all but 11 minutes and 47 seconds got filtered out in Utah.
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@WilburHooksHands accent has the warm glow of an all too loveable racist uncle
Two thumbs up, excellent work
Also got the impression @Tequilla was jacking off the entire time he was imagining himself as Saban, method acting gone wrong. -
If we are going to bash jerking off while podcasting, I'm fucking out!
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If you're going to bash a margarita drinking maniacal interpretation of Saban, then I'm fucking outLoneStarDawg said:@WilburHooksHands accent has the warm glow of an all too loveable racist uncle
Two thumbs up, excellent work
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I would never bash a marg, assuming it's with salt on the rocks.
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Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy
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For someone with a disability I really admire DDYs work ethic.
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Any talk of getting Kirldland signature brand tequila to sponser the TSIO?Tequilla said:Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy
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I really hope Saban calls Sark "Armenian" in real life.
Thank you for the Christmas present TSIO and @WilburHooksHands! -
No Joel Whitford recruiting talk - no sale.
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Tequilla said:
Always on the rocks ... I'm not a huge salt guy
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LoneStarDawg is dialed in to the frozen w/ salt like any true Texan.LoneStarDawg said: -
Frozen makes me drink too slow or risk brainfreeze, and also melts faster and dillutes, thus rocks and salt for me.WilburHooksHands said:
LoneStarDawg is dialed in to the frozen w/ salt like any true Texan.LoneStarDawg said:
Why salt is necessary, A good marg is made with fresh lime and minimal sugar so its tangy as fuck and the salt cuts the sourness. -
Also kudos to coker for the Will Ferrell as GWBush-esque Mike Price.
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Grundle come back.LoneStarDawg said: -
Guess we need a HHB call tree for emergencies. With emergency contact info if they go missing. Also as of now, no two HHBs can be on the same plane in case it goes down.
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All valid points ...LoneStarDawg said:
Frozen makes me drink too slow or risk brainfreeze, and also melts faster and dillutes, thus rocks and salt for me.WilburHooksHands said:
LoneStarDawg is dialed in to the frozen w/ salt like any true Texan.LoneStarDawg said:
Why salt is necessary, A good marg is made with fresh lime and minimal sugar so its tangy as fuck and the salt cuts the sourness.
I like a little tang to my margaritas ... and for full disclosure my salt aversion is way more than just margaritas ... I use way less salt seasoning foods than most (rely more on pepper and cumin as a starting point)
I have nothing against those that like a little salt on their rim jobs -
I thought this thread was going to be about a Podcast
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Blasphemy. Fucking blasphemous blasphemy. Thank you!
Who cast Coke as the drunk? -
@Tequilla @Dennis_DeYoung @CokeGreaterThanPepsi When are you fine gentlemen dropping your pregame pod?
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Let's pretend I listened to this.
One of the best things to come from this site in a long time. Seriously great work @WilburHooksHands and TSIO crew.
I'll be playing this to my kids each Bowel game eve for the forseable future. -
We'll pretend that we THINK and CARESpoonieLuv said:Let's pretend I listened to this.
One of the best things to come from this site in a long time. Seriously great work @WilburHooksHands and TSIO crew.
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I like my margs made with st Germaine elderflower liquor. Otherwise agave is a fine sweetener. But St Germaine is where it's at. @Dennis_DeYoung I'd love for you to opine.
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St Germaine is for chicks.AEB said:I like my margs made with st Germaine elderflower liquor. Otherwise agave is a fine sweetener. But St Germaine is where it's at. @Dennis_DeYoung I'd love for you to opine.
Margs are best with some mescal and agave works really well; also, Cointreau is a must. No fucking generic triple sec (Cointreau is 40% ABV, cheap shit is often 10-15%). Fresh juice a must.
Marg mix will get you lit on fire around me.
When it's time to go out, though?
As a former DFW superiority dude, I like Javier's Margs. I prefer rocks and salt.
I like frozen salt as well, esp at Mi Cocina. Mariano's is bullshit, but Gloria's is fine and if you want diabetes and a good time you can't beat El Ranchito.
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Recepie?Dennis_DeYoung said:
St Germaine is for chicks.AEB said:I like my margs made with st Germaine elderflower liquor. Otherwise agave is a fine sweetener. But St Germaine is where it's at. @Dennis_DeYoung I'd love for you to opine.
Margs are best with some mescal and agave works really well; also, Cointreau is a must. No fucking generic triple sec (Cointreau is 40% ABV, cheap shit is often 10-15%). Fresh juice a must.
Marg mix will get you lit on fire around me.
When it's time to go out, though?
As a former DFW superiority dude, I like Javier's Margs. I prefer rocks and salt.
I like frozen salt as well, esp at Mi Cocina. Mariano's is bullshit, but Gloria's is fine and if you want diabetes and a good time you can't beat El Ranchito.
I also like an IV that only has tequila. -
Lillet is for chicks. Pants dropper. Agree on the Cointreau. Triple sec is shit. Fresh juice a must. St Germaine gives a little floral something I like.Dennis_DeYoung said:
St Germaine is for chicks.AEB said:I like my margs made with st Germaine elderflower liquor. Otherwise agave is a fine sweetener. But St Germaine is where it's at. @Dennis_DeYoung I'd love for you to opine.
Margs are best with some mescal and agave works really well; also, Cointreau is a must. No fucking generic triple sec (Cointreau is 40% ABV, cheap shit is often 10-15%). Fresh juice a must.
Marg mix will get you lit on fire around me.
When it's time to go out, though?
As a former DFW superiority dude, I like Javier's Margs. I prefer rocks and salt.
I like frozen salt as well, esp at Mi Cocina. Mariano's is bullshit, but Gloria's is fine and if you want diabetes and a good time you can't beat El Ranchito.
I also like an IV that only has tequila.