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PM to Browning for Apple Cup
halfbrainmanmolder
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Dear Jake,
Our Apple Cup win and playoff hope rest on your shoulder (or arm and legs). Yes, if Babushka could come up with a brilliant game plan and fully utilize our two excellent running backs, then you wouldn't need to do a whole lot other than keeping the ball safe by making throws you are good at -- but that's the same as counting on a random number generator to produce a winning lottery number -- so a good performance from you is our only hope as we were told you do have the freedom to change play calls pre-snaps. Please trust our RBs and our defense and resist the temptation of throwing long bombs all over the place even if Babushka asks you to do.
Lastly, keep your socks clean and don't let it turn brown under any circumstances. That's all.
Oh, btw, Happy Thanksgiving!
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Dear Jake,
Nothing over twenty yards. Don't forget your TEs. Oh, and hand the ball to Myles and Lavon, minimum 15x each.
Sincerely,
TTJ -
Dearest Jacob,
Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up inMaltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know -
Don't make brown snow
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Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet
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Hi guys, Cougar fan here. I'm heading to Seattle for the game Saturday. A couple of questions. Is Jake going to wear his helmet super high up on his forehead for this game? Is he going to clap his hands several times before the hike? Where can I park my El Camino for the cheapest rate? Is it true there are legal dope stores now?
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Dear Jake,
Stop being a whiny bitch about your girlfriend dumping you, nut up, and win your game on Friday. -
If we start bashing fags on internet, then I am out.doogie said:Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet
You with me, such fag J? -
Fuck. I bought Lotto tickets tonight and now I find this out.
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LEARN TO SEND A PM YOU IDIOT! HAHAHA
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Brock Huard once told me in an interview that right before he threw the miracle 63 yard TD pass on 4th and 17 at ASU to win the game, he never looked to the sideline for the play. He was staring off at the end zone, and he said the coaches were going apeshit trying to get his attention. And then he went to the LOS and called the play "copper" for which he made a gesture of pretending to flip a coin. Next thing you know, Touchdown Washington!!
So maybe Browning can do the same. Ignore Babushka all game long. Call his own plays.
An added bonus would be the wealth of pissed off Peterman gifs for Grundle's collection.
