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PM to Browning for Apple Cup

halfbrainmanmolderhalfbrainmanmolder Member Posts: 215
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Dear Jake,

Our Apple Cup win and playoff hope rest on your shoulder (or arm and legs). Yes, if Babushka could come up with a brilliant game plan and fully utilize our two excellent running backs, then you wouldn't need to do a whole lot other than keeping the ball safe by making throws you are good at -- but that's the same as counting on a random number generator to produce a winning lottery number -- so a good performance from you is our only hope as we were told you do have the freedom to change play calls pre-snaps. Please trust our RBs and our defense and resist the temptation of throwing long bombs all over the place even if Babushka asks you to do.

Lastly, keep your socks clean and don't let it turn brown under any circumstances. That's all.

Oh, btw, Happy Thanksgiving!
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  • PineapplePiratePineapplePirate Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,536 Swaye's Wigwam
    Don't make brown snow
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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet
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  • halfbrainmanmolderhalfbrainmanmolder Member Posts: 215
    doogie said:

    Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet

    If we start bashing fags on internet, then I am out.

    You with me, such fag J?
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  • DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fuck. I bought Lotto tickets tonight and now I find this out.
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  • PassionPassion Member Posts: 4,622
    edited November 2016
    Dear Jake,

    Hand the ball to Gaskin and Coleman, remember the TEs, don't choke in the clutch, and all the other shit people said above.

    ALSO, if you're under a lot of pressure on a given play remember that throwing the ball away - an incomplete pass out of bounds - is far better than a sack or an INT.

    And another thing, if Falk continuously has all day to throw the ball, fire a tight spiral into psalm's nads.

    Sincerely,
    Passion

    PS. PUTMHFTE
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  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Jake,

    You can throw the ball deep just fine - you're just not throwing it on time. Stop holding the ball so long and throw that fucker a second earlier - your receivers will get there.

    Your friend,

    'flea
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  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,365
    edited November 2016
    Dear Jake,

    Winners win.
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  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    edited November 2016
    Dearest Jake,

    You are about to embark upon the Great Doog Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the PNW are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Rose Bowl-loving HHBs everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Death Row D and homosexual fire dancers on other fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Cuog Air Raid machine, the elimination of Pirate tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Washington, and anti-doog security for ourselves in a free world.

    Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well tanned, well rested, equipped and ready to rumble. They are at home and will fight savagely.

    But this is the year 2016! Much has happened since the Dawgman triumphs of 2003-2013. The Half Brains have inflicted upon the vile doogs great defeats, in open forum battle, in scout.com covert operations, and man-to-man. Derek's forum offensive has seriously reduced their strength, their legitimacy and their capacity to continuously make bizarre, breathtakingly incorrect predictions whilst savagely banning anyone who dare criticize or have expectations of a winning program. Our HHB efforts have given us an overwhelming superiority in intelligence and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting trolls.


    The tide has turned! The free men of the Husky world are marching together to victory!

    I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Pac-12 championship glory!

    Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty Allah upon this great and noble undertaking.
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,766 Swaye's Wigwam
    Dear Jake,

    Don't forget to curb stomp Gesser after you walk off the field after annihilating their community college asses. Thanks
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,766 Swaye's Wigwam
    Dear Jake,

    Don't forget to salt their wheat fields and run their loser fans over with their most prized wheat harvester after the game. Thanks.
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,766 Swaye's Wigwam
    Dear Jake,

    Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks.
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,496 Standard Supporter
    Dear Jake,

    Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks.
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