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halfbrainmanmolder
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Dear Jake,
Our Apple Cup win and playoff hope rest on your shoulder (or arm and legs). Yes, if Babushka could come up with a brilliant game plan and fully utilize our two excellent running backs, then you wouldn't need to do a whole lot other than keeping the ball safe by making throws you are good at -- but that's the same as counting on a random number generator to produce a winning lottery number -- so a good performance from you is our only hope as we were told you do have the freedom to change play calls pre-snaps. Please trust our RBs and our defense and resist the temptation of throwing long bombs all over the place even if Babushka asks you to do.
Lastly, keep your socks clean and don't let it turn brown under any circumstances. That's all.
Oh, btw, Happy Thanksgiving!
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Nothing over twenty yards. Don't forget your TEs. Oh, and hand the ball to Myles and Lavon, minimum 15x each.
Sincerely,
TTJ
Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up inMaltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know
Stop being a whiny bitch about your girlfriend dumping you, nut up, and win your game on Friday.
You with me, such fag J?
So maybe Browning can do the same. Ignore Babushka all game long. Call his own plays.
An added bonus would be the wealth of pissed off Peterman gifs for Grundle's collection.
Hand the ball to Gaskin and Coleman, remember the TEs, don't choke in the clutch, and all the other shit people said above.
ALSO, if you're under a lot of pressure on a given play remember that throwing the ball away - an incomplete pass out of bounds - is far better than a sack or an INT.
And another thing, if Falk continuously has all day to throw the ball, fire a tight spiral into psalm's nads.
Sincerely,
Passion
PS. PUTMHFTE
Eat cuog souls and drink cuog tears for 4 quarters. Thanks
You can throw the ball deep just fine - you're just not throwing it on time. Stop holding the ball so long and throw that fucker a second earlier - your receivers will get there.
Your friend,
'flea
Winners win.
You are about to embark upon the Great Doog Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the PNW are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Rose Bowl-loving HHBs everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Death Row D and homosexual fire dancers on other fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Cuog Air Raid machine, the elimination of Pirate tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Washington, and anti-doog security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well tanned, well rested, equipped and ready to rumble. They are at home and will fight savagely.
But this is the year 2016! Much has happened since the Dawgman triumphs of 2003-2013. The Half Brains have inflicted upon the vile doogs great defeats, in open forum battle, in scout.com covert operations, and man-to-man. Derek's forum offensive has seriously reduced their strength, their legitimacy and their capacity to continuously make bizarre, breathtakingly incorrect predictions whilst savagely banning anyone who dare criticize or have expectations of a winning program. Our HHB efforts have given us an overwhelming superiority in intelligence and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting trolls.
The tide has turned! The free men of the Husky world are marching together to victory!
I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Pac-12 championship glory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty Allah upon this great and noble undertaking.
Don't forget to curb stomp Gesser after you walk off the field after annihilating their community college asses. Thanks
Don't forget to salt their wheat fields and run their loser fans over with their most prized wheat harvester after the game. Thanks.
Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks.
Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks.