PM to @Haie

@haie youre right on several levels. I wanted to give you some time off the juice, brother.

I've been right since the off season. @DerekJohnson can back that up.

Hope we're cool and you're not wanting me to die in an IED explosion. And I've been decisively Doog for awhile (not quite accurate if you explore the definition of Doog)

But this shit is great. Embrace it. I've waited my half my 20s, my entire 30s, and half my 40s for a team like this.

I would say "Peace out" but I'm not a cunty millenial. Be well, Sir.

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CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Both us and our friends are old, white, and rich so I think we'll be in a safe neighborhood drinking cabs that taste like merlots.

haie

You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?

dflea

This thread is doing nothing for my boner.

Just thought you should know.

This storm can fuck off. I was supposed to fish this weekend, but now that's all fucked up. Could have gone razor clamming, but the heavy surf if going to fuck that all up, too. I feel like shit because people in my office don't know how to stay the fuck home when they're sick. I'm trying to decide between rum and NyQuil at this point.

Fuckola.

doogie

If you're at work, it's rum from the desk drawer

Save the NyQuil for just before the Cuog game kickoff at 10:00 pm to help you sleep.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Abundance

SweatpantsGeneral

My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.

Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.

You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.

I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.

You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.

Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle.

haie

You started a butt hurt thread and won't shut the fuck up because I said you should have died during your service. On an internet message bored where people are told to light themselves on fire every other post.

Yeah, I sure picked a fight with someone I can't handle.

You should tell more stories about how you got SO fucked up accidentally eating a weed cookie at some white trash party. Much more entertaining than your middle aged bro/doog tryhard schtick.

HuskyInAZ

You're not very good at this. Quit when you are getting your ass handed to you.

SweatpantsGeneral

Well you have a point there. The weed story was real and much more entertaining. I was one of the almost original guys here, so I just try to be real. Sorry it's not to your taste.

And my issue with you isn't the die stuff. That was a personal shot, not a DIAF shot, so apparently you have virtriol. IDGAF. You're a punk who hasn't done shit in his life to earn anything. Especially my personal longing.

I rub you the wrong way for some reason. I know those reasons, bro. I'm sorry. Maybe do something in life that matters. Maybe your Ken Hardy or Tapout shirts will make you feel better.

My issue with you is that you are bitter at everything; whether it's my stupid schtick, or maybe I've done stuff, or maybe I was right about the Huskieeeees, or being a nega isn't working. IDK. I don't hate you. I'm not even mad. I Just want you to be okay.

I'm actually a fairly good dude, and I'm just concerned. Everyone on here wants us to fuck. I'd be cool just cybering.

SweatpantsGeneral

I'm just trying to help. I swear. I'm no Harv or Boobs. Just being real.

SweatpantsGeneral

Yeah. This part was just like saying DIAF.

Light yourself on fire you fucking poof. //line.

doogsinparadise

What a gay, non-content thread.

haie

Exactly. You're a sensitive middle aged bro. That one hit you right in the cunt, hence the creation of this thread. I would be like Ballsacked and "live in your head" but I choose to stay in Portland and not dwell in Lewis County.

No one is entitled to respect in this country. Produce, make money, or fuck off.

lol @HuskyInAZ

I'm really getting my ass handed to me by you two slobbering doogs. Fuck this bored is getting soft.

PurpleJ

I never bash the troops.

MisterEm

Christ.

doogsinparadise

Haie only likes Medal of Honor winners that don't get killed, and regular grunts that do.

haie

I don't have anything against vets. But if you come on here saying "don't thank me for my service" then talk about it relentlessly even bringing up your fucking salary, you are a fag.

Then get called out after being a doog, and lose your shit because someone didn't kiss your vet ass, and bring up some fucking personal story about a partner who got off'd, you are a HUGE sensitive doog faggot who belongs on dawgman where you can join Fleenor and Tequilla and jackoff about how special you think you are.

Koop sounds like the ROTC bro who went to UW in the 70's or 80's when it was an average college, major'd in English and never stopped being a self-congratulating brohard.

TierbsHsotBoobs

A citrus drop would improve this thread exponentially

dnc

New bored motto?

Mosster47

This thread is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys.

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