PM to @Haie


I've been right since the off season. @DerekJohnson can back that up.
Hope we're cool and you're not wanting me to die in an IED explosion. And I've been decisively Doog for awhile (not quite accurate if you explore the definition of Doog)
But this shit is great. Embrace it. I've waited my half my 20s, my entire 30s, and half my 40s for a team like this.
I would say "Peace out" but I'm not a cunty millenial. Be well, Sir.
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Thanks for your post Koop.
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TFYS!!
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Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
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I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here. -
I reap the tears of me not acknowledging your valiant defense of my beloved Grit City.PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
I hope this does not put a delta between us, my son.
My Odin watch over you.... always.
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I'm visiting friends in Tac Town on Friday. Should I pack heat? Any areas of town still in the grips of gang warfare? Can I get a ribs and rickshaw special?PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
TIA -
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here. -
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
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If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here. -
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy -
Are you two gonna fuck or what?koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy -
I hope so. But it would hurt him a little.... Sir.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Are you two gonna fuck or what?koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy -
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy -
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
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No heat. Shit's pretty gentrified these days. I recommend Federal Way for gang warfare these days. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble. You can get ribs at most restaurants. No rickshaw. Be wary of the weather. Real howler of a storm comin in. The traffic should suck more than usual so be sure to pack your patience!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm visiting friends in Tac Town on Friday. Should I pack heat? Any areas of town still in the grips of gang warfare? Can I get a ribs and rickshaw special?PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
TIA -
Sven wants to know so he can watch, take pics, and disguise a link to pics.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Are you two gonna fuck or what?koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
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True.PurpleJ said:
Sven wants to know so he can watch, take pics, and disguise a link to pics.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Are you two gonna fuck or what?koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy -
disagree. Stay off the eastside...say Pac Ave - east.PurpleJ said:
No heat. Shit's pretty gentrified these days. I recommend Federal Way for gang warfare these days. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble. You can get ribs at most restaurants. No rickshaw. Be wary of the weather. Real howler of a storm comin in. The traffic should suck more than usual so be sure to pack your patience!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm visiting friends in Tac Town on Friday. Should I pack heat? Any areas of town still in the grips of gang warfare? Can I get a ribs and rickshaw special?PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
TIA -
Such sage advice.PurpleJ said:
No heat. Shit's pretty gentrified these days. I recommend Federal Way for gang warfare these days. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble. You can get ribs at most restaurants. No rickshaw. Be wary of the weather. Real howler of a storm comin in. The traffic should suck more than usual so be sure to pack your patience!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm visiting friends in Tac Town on Friday. Should I pack heat? Any areas of town still in the grips of gang warfare? Can I get a ribs and rickshaw special?PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
TIA -
Both us and our friends are old, white, and rich so I think we'll be in a safe neighborhood drinking cabs that taste like merlots.TommySQC said:
disagree. Stay off the eastside...say Pac Ave - east.PurpleJ said:
No heat. Shit's pretty gentrified these days. I recommend Federal Way for gang warfare these days. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble. You can get ribs at most restaurants. No rickshaw. Be wary of the weather. Real howler of a storm comin in. The traffic should suck more than usual so be sure to pack your patience!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I'm visiting friends in Tac Town on Friday. Should I pack heat? Any areas of town still in the grips of gang warfare? Can I get a ribs and rickshaw special?PurpleJ said:Still waiting to be thanked for singlehandedly protecting Tac Town all these years....
TIA -
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo. -
This thread is doing nothing for my boner.
Just thought you should know.
This storm can fuck off. I was supposed to fish this weekend, but now that's all fucked up. Could have gone razor clamming, but the heavy surf if going to fuck that all up, too. I feel like shit because people in my office don't know how to stay the fuck home when they're sick. I'm trying to decide between rum and NyQuil at this point.
Fuckola. -
If you're at work, it's rum from the desk drawer
Save the NyQuil for just before the Cuog game kickoff at 10:00 pm to help you sleep. -
Abundancedflea said:This thread is doing nothing for my boner.
Just thought you should know.
This storm can fuck off. I was supposed to fish this weekend, but now that's all fucked up. Could have gone razor clamming, but the heavy surf if going to fuck that all up, too. I feel like shit because people in my office don't know how to stay the fuck home when they're sick. I'm trying to decide between rum and NyQuil at this point.
Fuckola. -
My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.haie said:
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.
You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.
I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.
You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.
Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle. -
You started a butt hurt thread and won't shut the fuck up because I said you should have died during your service. On an internet message bored where people are told to light themselves on fire every other post.koopdog said:
My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.haie said:
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.
You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.
I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.
You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.
Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle.
Yeah, I sure picked a fight with someone I can't handle.
You should tell more stories about how you got SO fucked up accidentally eating a weed cookie at some white trash party. Much more entertaining than your middle aged bro/doog tryhard schtick. -
You're not very good at this. Quit when you are getting your ass handed to you.haie said:
You started a butt hurt thread and won't shut the fuck up because I said you should have died during your service. On an internet message bored where people are told to light themselves on fire every other post.koopdog said:
My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.haie said:
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.
You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.
I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.
You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.
Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle.
Yeah, I sure picked a fight with someone I can't handle.
You should tell more stories about how you got SO fucked up accidentally eating a weed cookie at some white trash party. Much more entertaining than your middle aged bro/doog tryhard schtick. -
Well you have a point there. The weed story was real and much more entertaining. I was one of the almost original guys here, so I just try to be real. Sorry it's not to your taste.haie said:
You started a butt hurt thread and won't shut the fuck up because I said you should have died during your service. On an internet message bored where people are told to light themselves on fire every other post.koopdog said:
My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.haie said:
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.
You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.
I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.
You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.
Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle.
Yeah, I sure picked a fight with someone I can't handle.
You should tell more stories about how you got SO fucked up accidentally eating a weed cookie at some white trash party. Much more entertaining than your middle aged bro/doog tryhard schtick.
And my issue with you isn't the die stuff. That was a personal shot, not a DIAF shot, so apparently you have virtriol. IDGAF. You're a punk who hasn't done shit in his life to earn anything. Especially my personal longing.
I rub you the wrong way for some reason. I know those reasons, bro. I'm sorry. Maybe do something in life that matters. Maybe your Ken Hardy or Tapout shirts will make you feel better.
My issue with you is that you are bitter at everything; whether it's my stupid schtick, or maybe I've done stuff, or maybe I was right about the Huskieeeees, or being a nega isn't working. IDK. I don't hate you. I'm not even mad. I Just want you to be okay.
I'm actually a fairly good dude, and I'm just concerned. Everyone on here wants us to fuck. I'd be cool just cybering. -
I'm just trying to help. I swear. I'm no Harv or Boobs. Just being real.HuskyInAZ said:
You're not very good at this. Quit when you are getting your ass handed to you.haie said:
You started a butt hurt thread and won't shut the fuck up because I said you should have died during your service. On an internet message bored where people are told to light themselves on fire every other post.koopdog said:
My only point in this thread was to give you a chance to man up. Epic fail.haie said:
You still haven't gotten over Saturday. That doesn't sound very manly. Maybe making some more whiny cunt "PM" threads will help you feel better?koopdog said:
Huh. I think I said we would handily beat Stanford, Oregon, and Jake Browning was the man. How was I wrong?haie said:
I didn't realize the season ended after we beat Oregon. I'm not dodging anything, except telling you and Tequilla and the other "I Was Right After 6 Games" faggot doogs to mush yourselves off a cliff.koopdog said:
Great dodge as always. Maybe you and @TierbsHsotBoobs, Harv et al should fuck.haie said:
If you want to doog yourself fucking raw, be my guest. I need to see an undefeated conference championship at this point, or they fucked this up.koopdog said:
Cool. I guess I should still be dead, though, hey brah?haie said:
No sandy vag here after wiping Stanford and Oregon off the face of the earth, just saying that those teams actually suck this year and that Utah/USC and pathetically the AC will probably be tougher games.biak1 said:I wept at the classiness of this poast.
Some people getting real sandy vaginitis around here.
you're welcome for my service. And I was right. Fuck off. DIAF. And when we're mighty look me up.
#ItriedtobeNebraskaClassy
And you certainly should have wished for my death in combat over that.
You're a cunt. And you were wrong. It's okay. I've received this my whole life... being right, and a man, and all.
You're cute like an armadillo.
Yeah. You're the man. I bow down to your negadawgishness. I'm sure you've done a bunch of stuff that is more manly than me. L..... O...... L.
You revealed yourself on the interwebs to be a cunt of the 1st order. It's okay to be wrong. I've been wrong a bunch (maybe 3) times. Just admit it and move on. It's what men do.
I'm a doog? Really? I predicted this. Like a breaking ball in the corner pocket.
You just flail around being angry. I'm happy as fuck. I gladly extend the hand of the new era of Husky, brother.
Embrace it. and while you're at it. Pick a fight with someone you can handle.
Yeah, I sure picked a fight with someone I can't handle.
You should tell more stories about how you got SO fucked up accidentally eating a weed cookie at some white trash party. Much more entertaining than your middle aged bro/doog tryhard schtick.