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I have to go to New Jersey...

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
edited July 2016 in Tug Tavern
...in Sept. Anything to do near Newark besides get stabbed? Good bars? Hookers? AIDS? Blow? Anything?

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    This should have been done in Tug. Mods?
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Best AIDS on the east coast, so I hear.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Who has the coldest beer in town? But seriously, I am pretty sure I will die in Newark.
  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
    This isn't 1991. Newark, Detroit, Cleveland, they've all been pussified.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    You can gamble online legally there, so you got that going for you!
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Go to Atlantic City... GREAT Casinos last time I was there. Crazier than Vegas as I recall
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Newark blows. AC isn't all that bad I'd check it out.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,269
    Go spy on shitty Rutgers football
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623

    You can play Pokeman Go legally there, so you got that going for you!

  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031

    You can catch our DAWGS playing at Rutgers

    that's true. Our resident Husky Fantatic knows the schedule.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376
    you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Alcohol and legal gambling.. he dead.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club

    Go to Atlantic City... GREAT Casinos last time I was there. Crazier than Vegas as I recall

    AC Casino Cocktail Waitresses ... a must
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    The last time I went to a casino things worked out pretty well. AC it is!
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,386 Founders Club
    Isn't there an island or something up there that the palefaces stole from your parents for shiny beads and blankets.

    Sounds to me like it's a good time for a buyback.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376
    Swaye said:

    you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?

    Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.

    My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.

    I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
    you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.

    if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.

    kudos!

    ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Swaye said:

    you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?

    Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.

    My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.

    I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
    Desperate times, desperate measures. Time to hit the Nordstrom sale for a pantsuit and pumps. As a tranny, you might still have a shot. #LBGTWINS
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2016
    If you get the opportunity to drunkenly barge into the dj booth at club Haven to tell the dj that his music sucks...don't.


    Spoken from experience.


    Edit: or do, we all enjoy your field stories.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    Swaye said:

    you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?

    Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.

    My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.

    I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
    you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.

    if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.

    kudos!

    ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
    FML. I don't remember what I did this morning, but I remember the sexual harassment story.

    Fuck off @Swaye
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,725 Standard Supporter
    I went to New Jersey once, it was closed.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2016
    If you are in Delaware and take a wrong turn you get to see this piece of shit sign and you know you fucked up

    imagestatic.panoramio.com/photos/original/32269481.jpg
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Some good advice in this thread.

    HH: Get good advice AND told to fuck off