you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.
if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.
kudos!
ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
Desperate times, desperate measures. Time to hit the Nordstrom sale for a pantsuit and pumps. As a tranny, you might still have a shot. #LBGTWINS
you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.
if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.
kudos!
ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
FML. I don't remember what I did this morning, but I remember the sexual harassment story.
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Sounds to me like it's a good time for a buyback.
if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.
kudos!
ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
He'll never make it on the plane.
Problem solved.
Spoken from experience.
Edit: or do, we all enjoy your field stories.
Fuck off @Swaye
HH: Get good advice AND told to fuck off