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I have to go to New Jersey...
Swaye
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...in Sept. Anything to do near Newark besides get stabbed? Good bars? Hookers? AIDS? Blow? Anything?
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This should have been done in Tug. Mods?
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NOC
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Best AIDS on the east coast, so I hear.
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You can catch our DAWGS playing at Rutgers
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Who has the coldest beer in town? But seriously, I am pretty sure I will die in Newark.
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This isn't 1991. Newark, Detroit, Cleveland, they've all been pussified.
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You can gamble online legally there, so you got that going for you!
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Go to Atlantic City... GREAT Casinos last time I was there. Crazier than Vegas as I recall
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Newark blows. AC isn't all that bad I'd check it out.
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Go spy on shitty Rutgers football
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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
You can play Pokeman Go legally there, so you got that going for you!
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You might want to start here:
Tribes and Bands of New Jersey
The following list of American Indians who have lived in New Jersey has been compiled from Hodge's Handbook of American Indians...[1] and from Swanton's The Indian Tribes of North America[2]. Some may simply be variant spellings for the same tribe.
Delaware or [3]Indians_of_New_Jersey
Delaware (Lenni-Lenape) Indians sign Treaty of Penn with Benjamin West
These tribes are not listed in Swantons: Nanticoke, Unami, Unalachtigo
New Jersey State Recognized Tribes
Nanticoke Lenni-Lenape
Powhatan Renape Nation
Ramapough Lenape Indian Nation (also known as Ramapough Mountain Indians
Inter-Tribal American Indians of New Jersey
Records
The majority of records of individuals were those created by the agencies. Some records may be available to tribal members through the tribal headquarters.They were (and are) the local office of the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and were charged with maintaining records of the activities of those under their responsibility. Among these records are:
Allotment records
Annuity rolls
Census records
Correspondence
Health records
Reports
School census and records
Vital records
Reservation
From the mid-1800s, the official policy of the United States government toward the American Indian was to confine each tribe to a specific parcel of land called a reservation. Agencies were established on or near each reservation. A government representative, usually called an agent (or superintendent) was assigned to each agency. Their duties included maintaining the peace, making payments to the Native Americans based on the stipulations of the treaties with each tribe, and providing a means of communication between the native population and the federal government.
Sometimes, a single agency had jurisdiction over more than one reservation. And sometimes, if the tribal population and land area required it, an agency may have included sub-agencies.
The boundaries of reservations, over time, have changed. Usually, that means the reservations have been reduced in size. Sometimes, especially during the later policy of "termination," the official status of reservations was ended altogether.
The following list of reservations has been compiled from the National Atlas of the United States of America[4], the Omni Gazetteer of the United States of America[5], and other sources. Those reservations named in bold are current federally-recognized reservations, with their associated agency and tribe(s). Others have historically been associated with the state or are not currently recognized by the federal government.
Edge Pillock Reservation:
Nanticoke Lenni-Lanape Indians of New Jersey
Ramapough Mountain Indians
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I've already booked your spot on the meat rack. Tell the bouncer your name is Vinny
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that's true. Our resident Husky Fantatic knows the schedule.RaceBannon said:You can catch our DAWGS playing at Rutgers
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you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
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Alcohol and legal gambling.. he dead.
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AC Casino Cocktail Waitresses ... a mustsarktastic said:Go to Atlantic City... GREAT Casinos last time I was there. Crazier than Vegas as I recall
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The last time I went to a casino things worked out pretty well. AC it is!
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Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.rodmansrage said:you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze. -
Isn't there an island or something up there that the palefaces stole from your parents for shiny beads and blankets.
Sounds to me like it's a good time for a buyback. -
you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.Swaye said:
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.rodmansrage said:you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.
kudos!
ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought. -
Desperate times, desperate measures. Time to hit the Nordstrom sale for a pantsuit and pumps. As a tranny, you might still have a shot. #LBGTWINSSwaye said:
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.rodmansrage said:you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze. -
Call tsa and drop a dime on that fuckin' Sri Lankan bastard.
He'll never make it on the plane.
Problem solved.
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If you get the opportunity to drunkenly barge into the dj booth at club Haven to tell the dj that his music sucks...don't.
Spoken from experience.
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FML. I don't remember what I did this morning, but I remember the sexual harassment story.rodmansrage said:
you go from being sent home for sexual harassment training to being a trophy employee for orkin.Swaye said:
Sort of. Orkin's national cultural diversity awards.rodmansrage said:you going to like a bug catchers convention or some shit?
My boss, the white devil, comes up to me a week ago and tells me, with great fanfare, that I have been selected as the Mid Atlantic's rep for this thing. He's all excited that one of his idiots got chosen out of like 30 other idiots for the region. Asshole probably gets a bonus or some shit. Anyway, I tell him I'm not going. He freaks out a bit and tells me he will give me the entire week off, paid, to go to this thing for two days. I'm still on the fence, so he tells me they have free booze and if you win the national award you get an all expense paid week in Vegas for you and a fuck buddy.
I finally relent. Then yesterday I find out that the Southeast Region has a mildly retarded half black half sri lankan dwarf. Godfuckingdamnit! That simple little dark oreo fucker will win this bitch going away and I will be left with my dick in my hand courtesy of another white sonofabitch. At least I get free booze.
if that doesnt say "anyone can make it in america!" then i dont know what does.
kudos!
ps. they probably got the dwarf since he can fit into crawlspaces better than normal people, just a thought.
Fuck off @Swaye -
I went to New Jersey once, it was closed.
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If you are in Delaware and take a wrong turn you get to see this piece of shit sign and you know you fucked up
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Some good advice in this thread.
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