TSIO Podcast Predicted Ratings on 2016 Class

We did Dennis' rating system. What we think the player will rate on the Jesse Callier Survey when they finish their career. And we gave one prediction for every player.

DDY Scale is as follows:

3 - I would be shocked if he weren’t All Pac-12 (first team).
2 - He has a chance to be All Pac-12, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
1 - It would shock to me if he turned out to be All Pac-12.

Daniel Bridge-Gadd

DDY Rating:
Coker: 2
Tequilla: 2
Dennis... 2

Jesse Callier Memorial Career End Rating Prediction:
Coker: 2
Tequilla: 3
Dennis... 1

Specific Prediction for his career:
Coker: Graduate transfers to Kansas after the 2018 season when he realizes Jacob Sirmon is really fucking good. Very solid backup QB for UW during his time here.
Tequilla: Will be a bridge starter for the program and be a slightly better version of Keith Price
Dennis... I can’t even see him from here because I’m too busy gargling Jacob Sirmon’s sweaty balls.

Sean McGrew

DDY Rating:
C: 2 (High)
T: 2 (High)
D... 2 (High)

JCMCERP:
C: 5
T: 4
D... 4

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: In his career amasses 1500 yards rushing and 1500 yards receiving.
T: Will be a Darren Sproles/Danny Woodhead type player, will end career with 150+ receptions; may never be the #1 RB ... toughest player in class for me to evaluate ceiling for.
D.... He will leave UW with the record for most comparisons to people who, in terms of 'playing style', are nothing like him.

Kamari Pleasant

DDY Rating:
C: 2
T: 2
D... 2

JCMCERP:
C: 2
T: 3
D... 2

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Ends up playing WR, basically turns into DiAndre Campbell.
T: Will be best WR in this class (barring Murphy moving there ... which he shouldn't)
D... The Pleasant empire will succumb to the plight of Ahmed the Black. #teamISIS

Aaron Fuller

DDY Rating:
C: 2
T: 2 (low)
D... 2 (Very low)

JCMCERP:
C: 4
T: 3
D... 3

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Outperforms expectations, Dennis apologizes for his hatred of him after his sophomore season when he has 40 catches for 725 yards and 7 touchdowns. People compare him to Wes Welker even though he is black.
T: Will be slow WR that wouldn't shock me if he had a 45+ catch season at some point
D... Will have more tweets about being a #lightskin than Amandre Williams (who is more lightskinned than him) because of his close association with #lightskinmovement founder Dante Pettis.

Jordan Chin

DDY Rating:
C: 1
T: 1
D... 1

JCMCERP:
C: 1
T: 2
D... 1

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Gets up to 165 pounds by his RS-Sophmore season and transfers to Montana State.
T: I'm just not seeing it; taller version of Marvin Hall for deep passes; step down on trick plays involving WRs being QBs
D... Will clone an army for a "friend" during his stay at Washington.

Jacob Kizer

DDY Rating:
C: 1
T: 2
D... 2

JCMCERP:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 1

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Solid player for UW, plays a good amount of snaps because he will be an end line blocker for us and do very well at that.
T: Has a definite chance to outperform this rating; very fluid catching the ball and looks like a throwback to the TEs of the 1990s
D... Bad back = early retirement.

Luke Wattenburg

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 2

JCMCERP:
C: 5
T: 5
D... 4

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: 3 year starter at guard for UW. 1st team All-Pac12 his senior year.
T: Easily best offensive player in the class; would be shocked if he isn't a 1st round pick in the NFL barring injury ... movement is super easy
D... Will reveal on the Maury Povich show that he's Nick Harris' dad and only became good at football to help get his son a college education.

Nick Harris

DDY Rating:
C: 1
T: 2
D... 1

JCMCERP:
C: 1
T: 3
D... 2

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Backup center his last year at UW. Michael Kneip, but with a scholarship offer.
T: Possible 1-2 year starter on OL; probably gets beat up in film reviews bc attention goes to Wattenburg; I see good things in isolation ... also liked his film on defensive side of ball (could see him moving to DL for depth depending on how the OL ultimately shakes out)
D... Will become self-aware in year three and use the lump of poo emoji as self-reference in tweets. For instance, 'lump of poo emoji' wants donuts tonight!

Levi Onwuzurike

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 2 (high)

JCMCERP:
C: 5
T: 5
D... 3

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Records 25+ Sacks in his career. First player in UW history to decapitate a player in a game, when during the 2018 Apple Cup the “Grade A Beef, California Hoss” right tackle for WSU can’t get a hand on him on a block. Mike Leach asks the decapitated player to suck it up and go in a broom closet.
T: Would be shocked if he isn't a 1st round pick; watch out when he adds technique to his ability; I expect him to be the #1 player in this class long run
D... Foot problems lead to inconsistencies. His junior year will be his best.

Amandre Williams

DDY Rating:
C: 2 (High)
T: 2 (High)
D... 2 (High)

JCMCERP:
C: 4
T: 4
D... 5

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: 20+ Sacks in his career. Second player in UW history to decapitate a player in a game, when during the 2018 Apple Cup the “Grade A Beef, California Hoss” right tackle for WSU can’t get a hand on him on a block. Mike Leach asks the decapitated player to suck it up and go in a broom closet.
T: Feel like I may be even ranking him too low ... all the physical abilities that you want out of an OLB ... can't wait to see him and Benning coming from the outside on plays ... insane
D... His crazy white mom will light his younger male sibling on fire as a celebration for Amandre's All-American season.

Brandon Wellington

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 2 (high)
D... 2 (high)

JCMCERP:
C: 4
T: 4 (high)
D... 4

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Records 60+ tackles in each of his final three seasons at UW. Gets carries on offense at some point in his career.
T: Heir apparent to Azeem Victor
D... Will play early and never really develop as much as he should, then get a tattoo that says 'Poor Man's Shaq Thompson' across his chest because Carolina will win the super bowl two years in a row and he doesn't understand that's an insult to himself.

Camilo Eifler

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 2 (High)
D... 2 (High)

JCMCERP:
C: 4
T: 4 (high)
D... 4

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Ends up playing Buck, is basically a bigger, more consistent version of Travis Feeney. Levi and Camilo develop the HH given nickname of “Midnight”
T: Will be a multi-year defensive captain ... will either be playing Bierria's ILB or Littleton's OLB position (I'm betting on ILB)
D... Will make academic All-American, then disappoint everyone when they find out his parents are white.

Taylor Rapp

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 3

JCMCERP:
C: 5
T: 4 (high)
D... 4

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Is ejected from 3 games in his career, the best safety UW has had since Tony Parrish. I ask him to marry me at some point during his career.
T: Will be a starter by end of true frosh year; already hits like an upper classman; will be a 3-4 year starter and likely future captain
D... As a pro will start a 'HIT the books' campaign to help local youth tackle school like he tackles slot receivers.

Isaiah Gilchrist

DDY Rating:
C: 2
T: 2
D... 2

JCMCERP:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 2

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Ends up playing FS, is a solid rotational player but never does anything special. Key special teams player.
T: Plays fast and could be a 2 year starter at CB; wouldn't shock me if he switches to WR for more playing time
D... In his redshirt junior year, he will think he is about to take over the starting spot from JoJo McIntosh only to find out Jimmy Lake forgot he was on the team.

Kentrell Love

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 2 (high)
D... 3

JCMCERP:
C: 5
T: 4
D... 5

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Ends his career on the same level as Marcus Peters and Sidney Jones. Also gets ejected from 3 games along with Taylor Rapp. RoadDawg runs off with him after Love’s NFL career is over.
T: Will end up playing more S than CB; Budda's heir apparent
D... Will cause the first virgin birth in 4-6 young lady husky fans 9 months after attending the 2017 Apple Cup.

Byron Murphy

DDY Rating:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 3

JCMCERP:
C: 4
T: 5
D... 1

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Plays WR for UW, passes Jaydon Mickens as the 2nd leading receiver in UW history.
T: Way more natural at CB and can be a lock down guy that continues our growing line of 1st round CBs in the NFL; catches ball with ease but seems stiff to me at WR
D... Legal Washington weed leads to an early career transfer.

Van Soderberg

DDY Rating:
C: 2
T: 2
D... 2

JCMCERP:
C: 3
T: 3
D... 2

Specific Prediction for his career:
C: Punts good overall through his career but we will hate him at some point for something.
T: He's a punter ... what else needs to be said
D... Will leave the program weighing more than Jordan Chin.