Any tips on quitting smoking?
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You sound stressed. May be you should smoke half of a clove to calm your nerves.dflea said:
Almost as special as watching a gutless fuck like you make excuses for not being able to quit smoking.salemcoog said:
Watching dflea over compensate for a lack of a certain god given trait is always special.dflea said:New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.
Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.
How you doin' 332?
The trait you lack is knowing when you should shut the fuck up and go away. -
The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading the Quran?
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SpoonieLuv said:
The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading The Art of the Deal?
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Well, we're waiting.
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The fact that technology allows dumb cunts like you to survive when nature says you should die for being so fucking stupid does stress me.salemcoog said:
You sound stressed. May be you should smoke half of a clove to calm your nerves.dflea said:
Almost as special as watching a gutless fuck like you make excuses for not being able to quit smoking.salemcoog said:
Watching dflea over compensate for a lack of a certain god given trait is always special.dflea said:New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.
Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.
How you doin' 332?
The trait you lack is knowing when you should shut the fuck up and go away.
So fuck off for not dying like you already should have. -
That's not cold turkey...or quittingMisterEm said:Cold turkey guy here going on 6 years. Grin and bear it. Still enjoy a cigar once in a blue moon. That is it.
I do miss entertaining my boys in public by rolling cans of Copenhagen snuff on the floor. Surefire way to get seated quickly in a family restaurant.
HTH
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TSDSDPOTMSpoonieLuv said:The Brussels airport just quit smoking. Have you tried reading the Quran?
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Day 1 bump. Haven't murdered anyone yet. There's always tomorrow.
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@dflea with the LOL avatar!
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Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.
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Pound your genitals with a tenderizing mallet. It will take your mind off of things.PurpleJ said:Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.
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I'm assuming the asswhupping your Blues took last night ended the plan.PurpleJ said:Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.
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Are saying the asswhupping he took gave him blue balls?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I'm assuming the asswhupping your Blues took last night ended the plan.PurpleJ said:Day 2. Hope you all get ass raped by a nuclear warhead. Have a nice fucking day.
He should have requested a reach around. -
It's a 7 game series.
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bumpdflea said:New study out says quitting cold turkey is the most effective way to quit.
Too bad salemcoogerpussy is too soft to take on a cigarette.
How you doin' 332?
Who made it?
Who sold their couch?
You guys manage to quit smoking? -
I had to start over, but currently at 5 days. Only killed people on 3/5 days so I'm doing well this time.
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Excellent. Whatever it takes.PurpleJ said:I had to start over, but currently at 5 days. Only killed people on 3/5 days so I'm doing well this time.
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"I was anxious and irritable."
But it beats "shaking and vomiting" like @puppylove_sugarsteel when he comes off the hot spoon. -
I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it. -
Miss this shit
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Oh god. Oh god. My jones is jonesing for a dip. It's been pushing 15 years since my last dip. I was a Skoal guy and would fill the lid with whiskey and then let it soak into the chew.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it.
Oh god that was good. I miss that shit. I like having a jawbone and tongue but I miss that shit a lot. -
I was hoping you were one of those that J killed.salemcoog said: -
Most girls that like purp are okay with a guy who smokes. Purp is quitting so he can finally run the marathon he wanted to run before he tore his MCL.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it. -
Flagged for Aubbie style third person references.PurpleJ said:
Most girls that like purp are okay with a guy who smokes. Purp is quitting so he can finally run the marathon he wanted to run before he tore his MCL.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it. -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged for Aubbie & FMB style third person references.PurpleJ said:
Most girls that like purp are okay with a guy who smokes. Purp is quitting so he can finally run the marathon he wanted to run before he tore his MCL.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it. -
Race hates that shitTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged for Aubbie style third person references.PurpleJ said:
Most girls that like purp are okay with a guy who smokes. Purp is quitting so he can finally run the marathon he wanted to run before he tore his MCL.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it. -
Purp cares not for your feelings. Purp is TUFF. Purp is developing core strength and killer abs.
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PurpleJ said:
Most girls that like purp are okay with a guy who smokes. Purp is quitting so he can finally run the marathon he wanted to run before he tore his MCL.chuck said:I missed this thread until just now. Late to the party so I thought, as a 30 year veteran tobacco user, I might share a little wisdom on quitting...
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come for quite awhile. If I were you, I'd play through.
Oh wait. I have none. I'm a 44 year old Copenhagen user who started at age 14. I mixed 10 years of smoking half a pack a day in with my can a day habit. Managed to dump the cigs a long time ago...maybe 5-6 years now...but the Copenhagen is still working it's magic.
Not sure how I'm still alive to be honest. Also not sure there's any reason to quit at this point. Fuck you pussies who quit. Giving up on something that hurts, tastes like shit, and is unattractive to the opposite sex just reveals your lack of determination and character. Power through and do it.
