Poast and boast: Your greatest trolling exploits on other fan boards thread

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5 Reason is my # 1. But there are so many more. Ribs n Rickshaw, suggesting the game is at the opposite stadium, lately asking other fans if they think Oregon fans are bad has proven worthy.
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Practice photos on USC's premium scout bored.
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Never been much of a troll. My greatest work was probably contributing to a couple of the Pit's random CFD's, where we'd just get board and pick a victim for no good reason. My favorite handle was probably KKKliffKKKyleKKKingsbury on the Texas Tech bored. I poasted a bunch of racist shit and worshipped the ground Kingsbury walked on. The rednecks were not amused.
I did register the handle TyroneWillingham the day Ty was hired, but unfortunately that handle got the axe before he was able to have any real fun. -
Did you participate in the Jenga CFD at aTm?dnc said:Never been much of a troll. My greatest work was definitely contributing to a couple of the Pit's random CFD's, where we'd just get board and pick a victim for no good reason. My favorite handle was probably KKKliffKKKyleKKKingsbury on the Texas Tech bored. I poasted a bunch of racist shit and worshipped the ground Kingsbury walked on. The rednecks were not amused.
That was a good one.
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Nope, pretty sure that one was just before that annoying guy recruited me to the Pit. I heard plenty of stories about the aTM CFD, as well as Tejas.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Did you participate in the Jenga CFD at aTm?dnc said:Never been much of a troll. My greatest work was definitely contributing to a couple of the Pit's random CFD's, where we'd just get board and pick a victim for no good reason. My favorite handle was probably KKKliffKKKyleKKKingsbury on the Texas Tech bored. I poasted a bunch of racist shit and worshipped the ground Kingsbury walked on. The rednecks were not amused.
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5 Reasons jumped the shark a long time ago!MikeDamone said:5 Reason is my # 1. But there are so many more. Ribs n Rickshaw, suggesting the game is at the opposite stadium, lately asking other fans if they think Oregon fans are bad has proven worthy.
I'm partial to suggesting the game is at the opposite stadium. The responses kill me everytime.
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I think the guys in The Pit during it's hey days can claim the most damage to the internet. When you start getting letters from law firms in North Carolina and Beverly Hills you know you are doing a good job.
We did fake Scout.com front pages and got them uploaded for Duke Lacrosse and ASU football after a minor sex scandle, having a fake rouge Pitster that totally got Ruth Hook-Line-And-Sinker to divulger some of her fucktarded shit, all the CFDs after big games (LaguanaTrojan LOL) and some other teams just for the hell of it (Clendon HELP). The melt down of Mod Anthony from SJSU was classic......and then of course, being quoted in newspapers while at games as some of our favorite internet all stars (Hi Brian Cook). I'm sure Sven and add some more. -
You got most of the big ones. Some of the best CFDs involved local rivalries though, such as the classic Fuck You and All Who Revel in the Pain and Displeasure of Others meltdown after Washington lost in the NCAA tournament (to Louisville, IIRC).WhiskeyDawg said:I think the guys in The Pit during it's hey days can claim the most damage to the internet. When you start getting letters from law firms in North Carolina and Beverly Hills you know you are doing a good job.
We did fake Scout.com front pages and got them uploaded for Duke Lacrosse and ASU football after a minor sex scandle, having a fake rouge Pitster that totally got Ruth Hook-Line-And-Sinker to divulger some of her fucktarded shit, all the CFDs after big games (LaguanaTrojan LOL) and some other teams just for the hell of it (Clendon HELP). The melt down of Mod Anthony from SJSU was classic......and then of course, being quoted in newspapers while at games as some of our favorite internet all stars (Hi Brian Cook). I'm sure Sven and add some more. -
Wasn't there a fake Gonzaga scout front page as well?WhiskeyDawg said:I think the guys in The Pit during it's hey days can claim the most damage to the internet. When you start getting letters from law firms in North Carolina and Beverly Hills you know you are doing a good job.
We did fake Scout.com front pages and got them uploaded for Duke Lacrosse and ASU football after a minor sex scandle, having a fake rouge Pitster that totally got Ruth Hook-Line-And-Sinker to divulger some of her fucktarded shit, all the CFDs after big games (LaguanaTrojan LOL) and some other teams just for the hell of it (Clendon HELP). The melt down of Mod Anthony from SJSU was classic......and then of course, being quoted in newspapers while at games as some of our favorite internet all stars (Hi Brian Cook). I'm sure Sven and add some more.
The Pit in its heyday was an unstoppable force. Too bad some of the new guys were trying too hard and it hasn't been the same since Crawley died anyway.
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Didn't Crawley choke to death on a ham sandwich?dnc said:
Wasn't there a fake Gonzaga scout front page as well?WhiskeyDawg said:I think the guys in The Pit during it's hey days can claim the most damage to the internet. When you start getting letters from law firms in North Carolina and Beverly Hills you know you are doing a good job.
We did fake Scout.com front pages and got them uploaded for Duke Lacrosse and ASU football after a minor sex scandle, having a fake rouge Pitster that totally got Ruth Hook-Line-And-Sinker to divulger some of her fucktarded shit, all the CFDs after big games (LaguanaTrojan LOL) and some other teams just for the hell of it (Clendon HELP). The melt down of Mod Anthony from SJSU was classic......and then of course, being quoted in newspapers while at games as some of our favorite internet all stars (Hi Brian Cook). I'm sure Sven and add some more.
The Pit in its heyday was an unstoppable force. Too bad some of the new guys were trying too hard and it hasn't been the same since Crawley died anyway. -
Many years ago, I posted as CerebralCoog on dawgman, it mainly pissed off other cougars that were posting there as they tried to explain to the rest of the board that I wasn't really a coug and my incomprehensible posts weren't really representative of cougars. I think Fatters finally exposed me -- that fat pussy.
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I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
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Who the fuck are you?Your_Mom said:Many years ago, I posted as CerebralCoog on dawgman, it mainly pissed off other cougars that were posting there as they tried to explain to the rest of the board that I wasn't really a coug and my incomprehensible posts weren't really representative of cougars. I think Fatters finally exposed me -- that fat pussy.
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classy poastMikeDamone said:
Didn't Crawley choke to death on a ham sandwich?dnc said:
Wasn't there a fake Gonzaga scout front page as well?WhiskeyDawg said:I think the guys in The Pit during it's hey days can claim the most damage to the internet. When you start getting letters from law firms in North Carolina and Beverly Hills you know you are doing a good job.
We did fake Scout.com front pages and got them uploaded for Duke Lacrosse and ASU football after a minor sex scandle, having a fake rouge Pitster that totally got Ruth Hook-Line-And-Sinker to divulger some of her fucktarded shit, all the CFDs after big games (LaguanaTrojan LOL) and some other teams just for the hell of it (Clendon HELP). The melt down of Mod Anthony from SJSU was classic......and then of course, being quoted in newspapers while at games as some of our favorite internet all stars (Hi Brian Cook). I'm sure Sven and add some more.
The Pit in its heyday was an unstoppable force. Too bad some of the new guys were trying too hard and it hasn't been the same since Crawley died anyway.
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I never received any threatening letters from law firms, but I had a Notre Dame fan that claimed he knew where I lived a few times on ESPN boards.
Also, another UW Poster and I f***** with an Oklahoma fan so much that he spent 8 hours trolling the UW bored writing things like, "RAPE THEM DAWGS." A Texas fan told me to drink bleach a few times.
A different Huskieyie fan and I f***** with cougarfan 25 ( I think he's still around on their Scout Board - I don't even know what the hell it's called) on a different board. I think we mostly kept calling him a fag and gay. He was a moderator on that board and try to have us banned lol
A poster on here who I will keep an anonymous posted the name and address of an Oregon State fan... maybe it was his work address - I can't remember.
I was pretty well behaved on fagman but still managed to get a bunch of 1-30 day time outs... that's kind of how I got into the HHB bored, Dawgbored and now this board. -
Texas Tech had a tech hotties thread. Apparently some dude's kids used it as a spank bank...
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There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.Meek said:I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason. -
irregardless, your poont is mute until five reasons appears on eDuck.MikeDamone said:
There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.Meek said:I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason. -
RACEFBANNON...DO YOUR JOB!!!!TierbsHsotBoobs said:
irregardless, your poont is mute until five reasons appears on eDuck.MikeDamone said:
There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.Meek said:I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason. -
I'll take care of it.MikeDamone said:
RACEFBANNON...DO YOUR JOB!!!!TierbsHsotBoobs said:
irregardless, your poont is mute until five reasons appears on eDuck.MikeDamone said:
There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.Meek said:I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.
The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason. -
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=128&f=1423&t=12104058
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I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
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Its been there since early this morning
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Huh?RaceBannon said:Its been there since early this morning
Seriously though, we should be posting this every few hours under different handles.
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getting some decent play.RaceBannon said:Its been there since early this morning
To say that Price is better than Mariota is pretty homerish.
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5 years since the original 5 reasons was poasted.TierbsHsotBoobs said:http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=128&f=1423&t=12104058
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Posted: Today 10:09 AM
I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game. -
And Allah willing, the same Doogs who turned on Ty then will turn on Sark this Saturday.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
5 years since the original 5 reasons was poasted.TierbsHsotBoobs said:http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=128&f=1423&t=12104058
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Posted: Today 10:09 AM
I like UW in this one. I think they will win...
here is why...top five reasons in reverse order.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Deontae Cooper, Cooper Pelluer, Jamall Kearse, Jermaine Kelly, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
3. Wilcox - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Wilcox 2012 and Wilcox 2013, we will see a much improved defense on 10/12.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Atoe, Riva, Deans, Kohler, Criste, Shelton, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
1. Keith Price - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has three years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game. -
Is Lawdawg1 a good guy? Sounds like he might be a fag like MLO or IMALOSER.
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Got another handle awaiting approval. Praise Allah for IP masking, gonna make a *gurgle* joke each night this week.
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I also used to stir up the extreme right over on unleashed as Barron Von Spanaway ( the original - not the copycat )
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Lemon Dropped on the USC forum when they won the NC the same year as Utah was 12-0. We did a CFD and I posted "locker room pics of Bush & Leinart." I used tinyurl to mask the link. I believe this was the first use of lemon party on any scout forum.