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  • LOL I got an IP ban for that shit. Now I can't even read the forums. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  • RavennaDawg
    RavennaDawg Member Posts: 846
    Prior to the death of Pit 2.0/3.0, we just picked a random fanbase to CFD and it happened to be the poor Minnesota Vikings. Everything from Korey Stringer to Brett Hull and Kevin Garnett, with requisite lemon drops and visits from tub girl.

    My greatest individual contributions to the land of message boreds are the US Olympic Hockey team, and Not Located in Montlake/Palo Alto/South Bend/Oxford/Beaverton.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club
    My contribution is to do nothing and get blamed for everything
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,232 Founders Club

    My contribution is to do no photo shops nothing and get blamed credit for everything

    The alternate answer also works.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited October 2013

    I'm going to beat my chest over a small victory. I just received the following in my inbox after trolling a husky just a few minutes ago:

    PassionPassion 3:34PM

    "Hey fat ass. Not sure what your deal is, but there is nothing more pathetic than hanging around another team's website. Get a life, loser."

    Yeah that's interesting, since it's pretty doubtful you're even a Duck fan.
    Either Passion is an over sensitive cunt or a whooshed over sensitive cunt. Does it really matter?
    I believe the word your looking for is abundance






    Edit: Dammit Sven

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    RIP, Pit 2.0

  • Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/

    the REAL "pit" of the internet.

    hth

  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303

    Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/

    the REAL "pit" of the internet.

    hth

    Make sure you wear a rubber dude
  • Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/

    the REAL "pit" of the internet.

    hth

    We won't see Oregonblitzkrieg on here for a while. He'll be glued to that site.
  • Canard
    Canard Member Posts: 504
    "The Washington Myth." Inaccurate as hell, but it was designed to butt hurt Bleenor and it worked.

    "The 13 Stages Of Husky Coaching Changes." Coming around again soon when Sark gets what's coming to him.

    Banned from Husker Board for depicting various defensive players in black skirts.

    Banned from the primary Baylor board for calling Lache Seastrunk "sloppy seconds."

    Banned from Orange Power for repeatedly calling Okie Light the "Asschappers."

    Banned from Irish Eyes for saying Navy did ND over like priests molest acolytes.

    Banned from WEARESC for saying that DAT could smell out Kiffin for the sack of shit that he is.

    Banned from doogman, but then again, who isn't?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/

    the REAL "pit" of the internet.

    hth

    I'm hesitant to click that link after being duped a few days ago and landing in some preverse wasteland. Does anyone regularly troll SEC sites? The concept of trollery seems to be foreign to them.
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,843
    No FREE PUB (!!!!) for my yeoman-like effort on Softy's page? It's a wonder I haven't been run.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Someone needs to create a troll site where trolls can go to chat, compare notes, plan expeditions, compete, post evidence of their victories, and win prizes for demonstrating their prowess.

    http://boards.4chan.org/b/

    the REAL "pit" of the internet.

    hth

    I'm hesitant to click that link after being duped a few days ago and landing in some preverse wasteland. Does anyone regularly troll SEC sites? The concept of trollery seems to be foreign to them.
    Most of them have can screeners, iirc

  • MelloDawg said:

    No FREE PUB (!!!!) for my yeoman-like effort on Softy's page? It's a wonder I haven't been run.

    Post some of the better doog lines on there.

    Those fucks got my twitter deleted again. My next profile will be "Andy McEldoog" since that fucker got my profile deleted.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Someone should host a challenge to see if it's possible to get banned from Hardcore Husky. The winner gets lunch with Kip Kinkel and a ginger ale.
  • Someone should host a challenge to see if it's possible to get banned from Hardcore Husky. The winner gets lunch with Kip Kinkel and a ginger ale.

    Harvey Road has already won that distinction. IMALOSER was next to go. He's such a loser troll he couldn't even be the FIRST! one banned.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Someone should host a challenge to see if it's possible to get banned from Hardcore Husky. The winner gets lunch with Kip Kinkel and a ginger ale.

    Harvey Road has already won that distinction. IMALOSER was next to go. He's such a loser troll he couldn't even be the FIRST! one banned.
    Their offenses must have been egregious. What exactly did they do?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Someone should host a challenge to see if it's possible to get banned from Hardcore Husky. The winner gets lunch with Kip Kinkel and a ginger ale.

    Harvey Road has already won that distinction. IMALOSER was next to go. He's such a loser troll he couldn't even be the FIRST! one banned.
    Their offenses must have been egregious. What exactly did they do?
    They like cake more than pie

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    dnc said:

    Someone should host a challenge to see if it's possible to get banned from Hardcore Husky. The winner gets lunch with Kip Kinkel and a ginger ale.

    Harvey Road has already won that distinction. IMALOSER was next to go. He's such a loser troll he couldn't even be the FIRST! one banned.
    Their offenses must have been egregious. What exactly did they do?
    They like cake more than pie

    Your avatar is funny.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    5 Reason is my # 1. But there are so many more. Ribs n Rickshaw, suggesting the game is at the opposite stadium, lately asking other fans if they think Oregon fans are bad has proven worthy.

    5 Reasons jumped the shark a long time ago!







    I'm partial to suggesting the game is at the opposite stadium. The responses kill me everytime.

    #meetooo
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Lemon Dropped on the USC forum when they won the NC the same year as Utah was 12-0. We did a CFD and I posted "locker room pics of Bush & Leinart." I used tinyurl to mask the link. I believe this was the first use of lemon party on any scout forum.

    Sad to see how far Chest has fallen.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    No troll jobs personally. However I've been accused of being a plant and the handle of an incredibly unsavory ex poster. Or maybe I am actually pulling a troll job? Actually Fuck off. I'm not. But there is a site called Mma Underground that used to pull some fucking incredible troll jobs. One exposed a repeat sex offender trying to hook up with a young girl. It started out as a wrong number text to one of the site members and grew from there. I'll find it and link it here sometime.
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    What's a troll?
  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,332

    Meek said:

    I have to get all sentimental here, but the true "a ha" moment in halfbrain history was the first time 5 Reasons went undercover at dmc... i can't recall if it was CinqRaisons or some other alias, but i still LOL about that.

    There was a weekly handle change since each week the previous handle was banned. Just plain "fivereasons" was the first handle, then it went through many languages throughout the season. I think CincoRazones was next.

    The think is most all the stuff I do is harmless. Nothing profane, or even really offensive. It just flips people out for some reason.
    Okay, Mike. Whatever you say.









    MikeDamone said:






    Didn't Crawley choke to death on a ham sandwich?