I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
And the other Ducks brag about their fictional jobs, assets, and diamond cutter erections.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
And the other Ducks brag about their fictional jobs, assets, and diamond cutter erections.
Fictional jobs, fictional assets...ok, but if we're going to start bashing erections, then I'm out.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
And the other Ducks brag about their fictional jobs, assets, and diamond cutter erections.
Fictional jobs, fictional assets...ok, but if we're going to start bashing erections, then I'm out.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
Upvoted for recognition of SEC bandwagon faggot demographics
Havent been reading the board much lately but I enjoyed AZDuck especially in person at the Taki Tiki events. He had a sincere opinion as to really disliking Sark quite a lot. He disliked him so much that a tiny part of him, in a perverse way (being a Duck), was happy for UW losing him.
It's bizarre. I categorize posters into 1. Someone I'd get fucked up with. 2. Someone I'd be friendly with in the moment, but not give a fuck about (i.e a neighbor at the block party). 3. An asshole i'd run over with my car repeatedly.
@AZDuck was in category 1, but I have no idea why he wanted to push the principle of his issue over fucking sandwiches.
Similar to Boobs, I guess the only lesson to be learned is we're all a little strange for investing this much time into the internet and maybe it was time for him to go and get some perspective.
I'd welcome him back, but understand where Derek is coming from.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
And the other Ducks brag about their fictional jobs, assets, and diamond cutter erections.
Fictional jobs, fictional assets...ok, but if we're going to start bashing erections, then I'm out.
I'm not cool with this either
Do you have a twitter account I can follow? How about a blog?
It's bizarre. I categorize posters into 1. Someone I'd get fucked up with. 2. Someone I'd be friendly with in the moment, but not give a fuck about (i.e a neighbor at the block party). 3. An asshole i'd run over with my car repeatedly.
@AZDuck was in category 1, but I have no idea why he wanted to push the principle of his issue over fucking sandwiches.
Similar to Boobs, I guess the only lesson to be learned is we're all a little strange for investing this much time into the internet and maybe it was time for him to go and get some perspective.
I'd welcome him back, but understand where Derek is coming from.
I used to like OBK, but he became a huge cunt towards the end there.
Here is my theory on those two Ducks:
Neither of them have much going for them in life. Shit jobs, mediocre women, overweight, not very good at anything ever, etc. The typical SEC fan in a nutshell. Swaye has this same thing, but he drinks so much that he makes the best of it, which is why he is awesome. Also he is classy enough to know the works of Picasso. I've seen Guernica in living color and to visualize it with marsupials is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet. Despite his racial handicap he will do great things, or he won't. Either way it will be interesting.
Back on topic, much like the SEC fan when they aren't winning they have nothing else. It's like taking a horse's cock away. Slingblade is going to have us? on a yo-yo for a long time. It's hard to actually suck with the infrastructure Phil and the gang have built, but it's impossible to sustain with a shit coach.
What I'm getting at is I'll always be here, because it's just a game played by slaves.
How are your Wildcats looking this year you frontrunning faggot?
I don't pretend to watch college basketball before the Elite 8. If you pretend to do that you can start wearing a scarf and hanging out with Sounders fans.
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@AZDuck was in category 1, but I have no idea why he wanted to push the principle of his issue over fucking sandwiches.
Similar to Boobs, I guess the only lesson to be learned is we're all a little strange for investing this much time into the internet and maybe it was time for him to go and get some perspective.
I'd welcome him back, but understand where Derek is coming from.
You aren't going to win.
AZ seemed like an decent Duck to me - holy fuck, did I just say "decent Duck"? Excuse me, I have to go kill myself.
We all know who you are